<Insert lame joke here>

[elluko]

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?
A stick

 

[sharpies]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Allan

 

[Tim]

A horse walks into the bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

[Peter Parka]

What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs?
Still no idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs and penis?
Still no fucking idea!

 

[Thebest]

What do you call a donkey with constipation?
A pain in the ass.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Why did the principal fire the cross-eyed teacher?
Because he couldn't control his pupils.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. Duh?

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in mud.

 

[lemon]

wanna hear a lame joke?

the horse couldnt get up after falling in the mud.

 

[Bagel]

two guys walk into a bar..
the third one ducks

 

[lemon]

two guys walk into a bar..
the third one ducks

haha - three times to read that one before i got it..

 

[elluko]

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left him.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Where do cantalopes go in the summer?
John Cougar Mellon Camp!

 

[sharpies]

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants running down the hill?
Look here comes a herd of elephants.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants running down the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them.

Allan

 

[Darkstar]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs?
Still no idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs and penis?
Still no fucking idea!

Thats fuckin great! *rep*

 

[TheOriginalJames]

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock

Where do cantalopes go in the summer?
John Cougar Mellon Camp!

lmao! Awesomeness.

 

[ouachiski]

knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
well you don't have to cry about it

whats black and white and read all over

a news paper

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson

 

[Mrs Behavin]

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

 

[Sneakiecat]

What's brown and sticky?


A stick




Two atoms walk out of a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I lost an electron." The other ask, "Are you positive?"