Indirect genital contact.

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robedwards99

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Just been for a slash and noticed the other guy in there didn't wash his hands after handling the old fella... I'm sat here in the office thats predominantly male populated wondering to myself exactly how many of these guys wash their hands taking a piss.. how many dicks am I being forced to touch indirectly??

I think I can feel OCD coming on.. it's a no-win situation though.. I have to go to the bathroom to wash my hands.. then I have to grab the door handle to get out of the bathroom!! Should hover by the door until someone comes in and opens the door for me?? :dunno

GOD I'M BORED!!
 
I can't talk about others and their hygiene, but I know that my willy is clean. I take a shower in the morning (and use soap) and put clean underwear on that keeps it clean. When I go to the bathroom, I like to wash my hands before I take a piss. I know my willy is clean, I also know that my hands are far from it, with every germ infested surface I touch all day long. So why would I want to put my dirty hands on my clean willy??? Now as far as washing my hands after peeing... I do, but it's more for show. I mean, how did I dirty my hands by taking a piss? I don't have any diseases, I don't piss on my hands, my willy is clean to begin with.... why wash?

As far as leaving the bathroom with clean hands, just use the hand towel that you used to dry your hands to open the door with.
 
I see your point and I am much the same in my personal hygiene.

It's just the thought of it that gives me the willy's! (no pun intended!!)

Next time someone offers you their hand to shake just remember the last thing that hand may of touched is their smeggy old todger.

I just know that not everyone keeps a spruced up winkie and I'm sure there are some with a right old cheese factory and it's probably those people that never wash their hands after going.

You are right about the surfaces around us though. I have to shave this desk with 3 other guys doing shifts and I dread to think whats lurking on here.

Christ. .what a way to introduce myself to a forum!! Hehehe.. I told you I was bored :D
 
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Homer said:
wow if it bugs you that much i'm glad your not a life guard at a public pool. :jk
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It doesn't really bother me much, and I can't say I spend any time thinking about it.. I'm just trying to get a little discussion going to alieviate my boredom a little :)

Good point though.. *must remember to swim with mouth closed!*
 
i guess i'm just redneck enough to really not let things like that bother me...I know i'm clean but as for others...I'm not going to worry too much about that because as far as my hands are concerned...i wash them before i prepare or eat my food so i don't get sick...other then that I'm not afraid to shake somebody's hand nore get my hands dirty depending on the job.
 
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Rusteh said:
i guess i'm just redneck enough to really not let things like that bother me...I know i'm clean but as for others...I'm not going to worry too much about that because as far as my hands are concerned...i wash them before i prepare or eat my food so i don't get sick...other then that I'm not afraid to shake somebody's hand nore get my hands dirty depending on the job.
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so you dont nmind having dick residue on your hands lol
 
Urine is clean, kids. You can drink it twice if you're really that desperate for hydration. Your own piss, that is. Not someone else's.

Wash your hands after you piss, turn the water off with a paper towel, throw it away, grab another one and dry your hands off, then open the door with that towel before you turn around and chunk it in the garbage. Did they not teach that all during elementary school? After so long it becomes habitual.
 
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ProjectMayhem said:
Urine is clean, kids. You can drink it twice if you're really that desperate for hydration. Your own piss, that is. Not someone else's.

Wash your hands after you piss, turn the water off with a paper towel, throw it away, grab another one and dry your hands off, then open the door with that towel before you turn around and chunk it in the garbage. Did they not teach that all during elementary school? After so long it becomes habitual.
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:funnah :funnah That is exactly my routine!!!
 
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SloMoFo said:
Rusteh said:
i guess i'm just redneck enough to really not let things like that bother me...I know i'm clean but as for others...I'm not going to worry too much about that because as far as my hands are concerned...i wash them before i prepare or eat my food so i don't get sick...other then that I'm not afraid to shake somebody's hand nore get my hands dirty depending on the job.
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so you dont nmind having dick residue on your hands lol
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well i am kinda lonely around here















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well we have a lady that doesnt wash her hands after she's done using the bathroom here at work. and i just think it's weird that someone doesn't even think about it. like you just wiped your crotch and prolly have pee all over your hand and you're not bothered by that? very weird!! :wtf
 
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