*INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES*
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona
when her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a
nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was
uneventful, except that every few
minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it
echoed from the surrounding hills..
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the
service-station attendant.
"Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse,
put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall
off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona
when her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a
nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was
uneventful, except that every few
minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it
echoed from the surrounding hills..
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the
service-station attendant.
"Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse,
put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall
off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
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