The teacher was trying novel ways for improving the vocabulary of her class. Each day she would give them a new word, and ask them to use it in a sentence. Today's word was "Indefinitely".
As soon as she wrote the word on the board, a few enthusiastic students raised their hands, among them Johnny.
The teacher was keen to side-step the slightly "mature" Johnny - the little devil had the uncanny ability to make about anything embarrassing. "What's your sentence, Alice?" she asked.
Alice stood up. "The bus service was cancelled indefinitely owing to heavy snowfall."
"Excellent! Benjamin, what's your sentence?"
"The school was closed indefinitely owing to the heavy snowfall."
The teacher realised the dull class was making it depressing. She asked, "Can anyone use 'indefinitely' in a completely different type of sentence?"
Only the bright and bold Johnny's hand was still raised, and the teacher had no option but to give him a chance.
Johnny rose from his chair and proudly reeled out his sentence: "As my balls slapped against her arse, I knew that I was in-definitely."
As soon as she wrote the word on the board, a few enthusiastic students raised their hands, among them Johnny.
The teacher was keen to side-step the slightly "mature" Johnny - the little devil had the uncanny ability to make about anything embarrassing. "What's your sentence, Alice?" she asked.
Alice stood up. "The bus service was cancelled indefinitely owing to heavy snowfall."
"Excellent! Benjamin, what's your sentence?"
"The school was closed indefinitely owing to the heavy snowfall."
The teacher realised the dull class was making it depressing. She asked, "Can anyone use 'indefinitely' in a completely different type of sentence?"
Only the bright and bold Johnny's hand was still raised, and the teacher had no option but to give him a chance.
Johnny rose from his chair and proudly reeled out his sentence: "As my balls slapped against her arse, I knew that I was in-definitely."
