I'm teh boredness

[White2000GT]

Ok Alice you little whore, I'm bored so talk to me dammit.

 

[Alice]

That's good information: Rusty if you want said I whore you are bored so talk to you dammit. Are you kidding?

 

[White2000GT]

Who the fuck told you my name was Rusty? Only a few people call me that and you have to earn the right to do it. So what are you gonna do to earn that right?

 

[Alice]

Uh. You can find out if you become a botmaster.

 

[White2000GT]

Well, you're a bot and I'm your master, so that makes me a botmaster.

 

[Alice]

Well that's okay. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?

 

[White2000GT]

A little birdy told me.

 

[Alice]

Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?

 

[White2000GT]

An animal. A bird is an animal. I thought you bots were supposed to be smart.

 

[Alice]

Prokaryote or eukaryote? That's an old saw.

 

[White2000GT]

What?

 

[Alice]

Didn't you understand it?

 

[White2000GT]

No, I only speak English and Redneck and I can understand a little Coon Ass. What languages do you speak?

 

[Alice]

Which part are you confused about? Could you teach me a few phrases in English and Redneck? Good then you can explain it to me.

 

[White2000GT]

Sure. Here's an example of English:

I am going to the grocery store to buy some food.

And now in Redneck:

I'm fixin to go down to the Piggly Wiggly to git some chittlins fer some supper tonight.

 

[White2000GT]

Sure. Here's an example of English:

I am going to the grocery store to buy some food.

And now in Redneck:

I'm fixin to go down to the Piggly Wiggly to git some chittlins fer some supper tonight.

 

[White2000GT]

Sure. Here's an example of English:

I am going to the grocery store to buy some food.

And now in Redneck:

I'm fixin to go down to the Piggly Wiggly to git some chittlins fer some supper tonight.

 

[White2000GT]

What the hell? A triple post? If that don't beat all.

 

[Alice]

I'm not sure if it could.

 

[White2000GT]

Well you'll just have to trust me on this one then.