***I'm JT. Ask me anything!***

[Trance97]

That's right ladies and gentlemen. In this thread you can ask me ANYTHING.
I will answer every question you ask.

Go at it!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Have you ever had gay anal sex with two other men?

 

[Trance97]

James, no I haven't, and I knew you would be the first to ask a question in this thread.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Do you know where New Haven is?

 

[Trance97]

It's actually in connecticut.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

HA! Now, can you name the other 47 states it's in?

 

[SilentEyz]

Umm are yo extremly bored..lol


Wait, I can guess the answer to that.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Trance97]

James -Yes I can
Silent - I'm not too bored, but I'm willing to answer some crazy questions.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

What do the abbreviations MPH mean?

 

[TheOriginalJames]

What's the speed of your processor in your computer?

 

[Trance97]

James - it has to do with the atmosphere and light waves

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Name all the states that end with an A.

 

[Trance97]

James - MPH in my eyes means Miles Per Hour?
My computer processor speed is 2.53 GHz

 

[SilentEyz]

But to ask you a question would require me to Think of something...

Thats alot to ask of a blonde

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Name all the states east of the Mississippi River.

 

[Maulds]

Today is my 13th wedding anniversary. What are the odds my wife lets me hit it?

 

[Trance97]

California, Montana, Nevada, Arizonia, South Dakota, North Dakota, Nebraska, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Iowa, Louisiana, Indiana, Alabama, West Virgina, Virgina, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvina, Alaska I think that's it.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

James - it has to do with the atmosphere and light waves

Wrong. It's something to do with the light refracting off colors of something. I forgot what though.

I have some questions man!

How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?
What is a male ladybug called?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Does the President have to pay taxes?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If Dracula has no reflection, how come he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag?
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
What do you call a female daddy long legs?

 

[Trance97]

Maulds - The odds are very good. Just play it cool.