I'm disgusting.

[TheOriginalJames]

I haven't showered since Friday morning... and it's been in the 80s all weekend.

Anyone want to smell me?

 

[drb]

*scratches and sniffes*

 

[AUDRAA]

ewww thanks for sharing

 

[ouachiski]

dood, if I had done that I could lubricate a car with my hair. Guess you got no Mediterranean in ya if you are able to do that

 

[TheOriginalJames]

No, I can do that actually. My hair feels like a slip and slide. But I'm going to be cutting it by this weekend anyway.

 

[Ria]

I haven't showered since Friday morning... and it's been in the 80s all weekend.

Anyone want to smell me?

Erm, no thanks, think I'll manage without lol

Why haven't you showered since Friday then, James?:yuk

 

[NicAuf]

That's even too long for me, my max is a day maybe a day and a half, but after that I feel really grody.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Erm, no thanks, think I'll manage without lol

Why haven't you showered since Friday then, James?:yuk

Why haven't I? Only place I've gone all weekend is to the garage and to see spiderman 3 last night.

Other than that, I'm not going out, so I save myself money.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Which by the way... on the way out to the theatre some buckeye tried to race me in his Dodge ram with 3 guys in it.

It's pretty bad when I'm out of my power band and I still walk your truck pretty hard... after you initiate the insanity...

 

[Veronica]

damn dude.. i can smell ya... *yuck* go shower Please!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

So I used my shower this morning.

Then I went downstairs and noticed that where I put my bucket - yeah. Pretty much missed the bulk of the water. lmao

Hopefully I can fix the pipe tonight.

 

[SRC]

lol you went to a movie after no shower for 2 days .. you area brave brave man :lol:.

 

[Boomer]

Stanky mu fuka! LOL

I bet you smell like a ferret.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

lol you went to a movie after no shower for 2 days .. you area brave brave man :lol:.

ah. Oh well... chic's never give me a second look anyway, unless they start laughing.

Stanky mu fuka! LOL

I bet you smell like a ferret.

I wish I had a ferret. But yeah my pits were annoying even me. :yuk

 

[dt3]

Yeah James, you aint gettin a woman like that!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

:withstupid:

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

or you can do like one of my friends and just SLATHER gobs of lotion on you whenever you start stinking...that shit starts to cake on and get all over everything you touch, and it just makes you smell like Pearberry AND a trashcan. lol.

 

[Charmer]

Couldn't you at least have turned the hose on yourself once a day?!! Or maybe have snuck through the car wash?! :eek

That said, I worked with this girl, years and years ago, that would party all night after work and the next morning show up in the same clothes reeking of some funky body spray. She did this for about 3 days. Her hair was in tight braids which helped somewhat, but the same stanky clothes?! And she would usually fall asleep at her desk or on the couch in the women's bathroom during the day. How she found her way to work, albeit late, I'll never know...

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I rarely ever take showers on the weekend, unless there are some things that make me need to. But I usually hang out around the house all weekend and only leave to go get some food... so this really isn't abnormal for me. It's just Monday, I started to annoy myself.

 

[Charmer]

*ahem...reminds self to never visit James on the weekend! (if the opportunity ever came up...)*:yuk:tongue: