If you woke up one day.....

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Natasha

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Abcinthia said:
Spin my penis in circles to see if I can take off like a helicopter.

Careful you don't give yourself a concussion. :ninja

I would go get a blowjob first thing just to see what it's like. Then I'd spend the rest of the day playing w/ my penis.
 
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Abcinthia said:
Lol!

Weirdest thing I've seen a bloke do it stick a 2p coin in his forskin and tell me it was a table for dormice.

He was not even drunk.

Lol, weirdo!!

Natasha said:
Careful you don't give yourself a concussion. :ninja

I would go get a blowjob first thing just to see what it's like. Then I'd spend the rest of the day playing w/ my penis.

Haha imagine that call to the hospital. And yeah blowjob is a great idea.
 

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see what this pinterest thing is all about.........


BWAHAHAHA! Plus reps to you.

Some girls have been trying to tell me that site is not girlie. BAH. I havent looked yet, and dont see myself ever looking.

It does look like though that there is a lot of penis envy going around based on the answers in this thread from the ladies.

Hmmm.....what would I do if I woke up as a hot female? I guess find another hot female that is a lesbian and have some fun. ;)

Other than that, maybe...drive real fast and see if I can cry myself out of a speeding ticket.
 

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LAME! You've been with a woman before. Why not try it with a guy to see what it feels like from a woman's perspective? Use it as the ultimate learning experience.

Nah. I have no desire to be with a guy, even if I was a girl. But being with a girl as a girl would still give me the experience to see what it is like from a woman's experience. It would just be with another woman. *shrug*
 

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Nah. I have no desire to be with a guy, even if I was a girl. But being with a girl as a girl would still give me the experience to see what it is like from a woman's experience. It would just be with another woman. *shrug*

LOL there's a certain sort of... experience... you're only going to get when there's 2 different but compatible parts. You won't get that with another woman... and no, a strap-on isn't the same. Just sayin'.
 

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LOL there's a certain sort of... experience... you're only going to get when there's 2 different but compatible parts. You won't get that with another woman... and no, a strap-on isn't the same. Just sayin'.

Oh well. I guess I will have to live the rest of my life without ever knowing what it feels like to have a cock inside of me.

How terrible. The Horror.


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