If the life cycle was backwards

[Haus]

I got this in a email and thought it was pretty cool.


The Life cycle Is backwards:

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

 

[Butterfly]

:lol :rofl

 

[Mrs Behavin]

That way sounds so much better. Too bad it wasnt true! :lol

 

[sharpies]

Hey Haus just one thing that you forgot to mention & that's the trip up into the womb through the birth canal.

You think birth is painful now - I'd hate to think what that would feel like.

Allan

 

[anne.]

that sounds lovely.
except that your first memory would be death.

but if you cant remember early, like the right way birthing,
then yay!

 

[Homer]

:lol :banana

 

[hhayes]

:rofl :rofl thats awesome

 

[Jersey]

i love it ... but you may also go along while before your first orgasm... old people dont get it on much :/

 

[R.A.T. Army]

Ugh...now I hate my life.