Sing these words along to the song I will survive...and guys on here...nothing personal...thought it was kinda amusing 
please no one be mad
....At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord, I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
>
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find You out!?
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
>
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have
batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex
witha handful Of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
>
[Verse II]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your Egos
and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a Cordless Multispeed!
>
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful Of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
please no one be mad....At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord, I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry!
I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
>
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find You out!?
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
>
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have
batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex
witha handful Of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
>
[Verse II]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your Egos
and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a Cordless Multispeed!
>
(Chorus)
I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful Of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
