i wanna get knocked up :(

[Maritxu]

Over all Clare (and this are the good news) have sex a lot!
At least try it the old fashioned way, if you know what I mean, then you can go to a doctor or something, if it didn't work.

 

[Tim]

Lol.. Oh Hell and dont forget that 8 inch long 2 inch wide needle they will stick straight through your belly for the Amnio tests. Hell that made my sister pass out

But you should never get an amnio test unless you are high risk... :dunno

 

[NightWarrior]

Here's one for you. Have you ever watched a baby's head crown during delivery? Your sex life will forever be ruined.

 

[GuesSAngel]

Here's one for you. Have you ever watched a baby's head crown during delivery? Your sex life will forever be ruined.

hey hey hey....ummmm....can we please keep labor details and ruining sex life out of here lol

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

sorry the amount per year of raising a kid is only 14% of our income...financially we could handle it. that doesnt work : / i still want one!

 

[GuesSAngel]

does matt want one?

 

[NightWarrior]

sorry the amount per year of raising a kid is only 14% of our income...financially we could handle it. that doesnt work : / i still want one!

Omg. You can never financially handle it! Never! Besides, if people waiting until they thought they could financially handle it, our population would cease to exist But kids will suck the life (I mean money) right out of you, hehe. Wait until they are teenagers.

 

[NightWarrior]

hey hey hey....ummmm....can we please keep labor details and ruining sex life out of here lol

Well, she wanted reasons not to have one, so I thought I'd give a vital one since she seems to be a very sexual being

 

[drb]

When I have baby cravings I usually just eat a baby and then they go away. lol

i love kids i just can't eat a whole one....

 

[Boomer]

YouTube - Fuse Presents - Whitest Kids U Know - iPod Sketch

This inspired me to post this.

Good luck Clare! I support ya on whatever decision. Well, besides the trapping part. That was kinda scarey. Other than that, party on Wayne. :rockon:

 

[drb]

^^ yes^^

i love this!!! i laugh 'til i pee every time!

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

LOL boomer that was funny.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

someone help me. im already thinking of ways to get preggo. I need some therapy or something. Is it lame that im working out my kegels so he cant pull out even if he tried? LMAO. ok for reals though...show me somethign anti-baby that will make my baby cravings subside.

If I were to show you anti-baby, nobody here would want babies.

I have some decent images of car crashes.

 

[Jersey]

Having babies is like the flu... once someone finds out they're pregnant- half the neighborhood is knocked up ( except for me of course)

Clare I'm kinda with you on this topic... not that I'm in any relationship or anything condusive to actually raising a child.. but I dont wanna be an old mommy... My mom was my age now when she had me.. and I always thought it was cool that shes not like ancient.. shes hip to whats going on in the world these days. and she tries her best to keep up with the fashions and whatnot. i think its cute, and i wanna be a cool mom too

 

[SilentEyz]

Lmao.. good one boomer

 

[NightWarrior]

I definately wouldnt do it behind his back w/o knowing or his approval too.

We are talking about her being a wife right? I don't think this is part of the "wife" code.