I slapped 1000 people cause it was illegal

[Mrs Behavin]

MONTH YOU WERE BORN

January-----------i kicked
Febuary-----------i bitch slapped
March--------------i licked
April---------------- i bit
May----------------i dreamed about
June---------------i held
July----------------i slapped
August------------ i fucked
September-------i sang to
October----------- i slapped
November-------- i tapped
December-------- i kissed


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1------- p diddy
2-------my friends pants
3------- myself
4------- a cherry
5-------a hobo
6------- a gangster
7-------you
8------- my friend
9------- a football player
10-------a banana
11-------a monkey
12-------my neighbor
13-------a spoon
14-------a goat
15------- a noodle
16-------a pickle
17-------a prep
18------- an indian
19-------a lezbian
20-------a mexican
21-------my TRUE love
22-------my uncle
23-------a homo
24-------1000 people
25-------my science teacher
26-------sponge bob
27-------a ninija
28-------my sandwich
29-------a sexy babe
30-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
31-------a fine bitch

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

White-------cuz i keep it gangsta
Black--------cuz im sexy and i do what i want.
Pnk---------cuz im in love with a hot person
yellow----------cuz the voices told me to.
Blue----------cuz i can do that shit
Green--------cuz thats how i roll
Purple--------cuz i can
Gray---------- cuz dat bitch stole my taco
No shirt--------cuz someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----cuz das how i roll.
red-------cuz i was high
Maroon-----cuz i was drunk.
Teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----cuz im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
turqoise-------cuz i love it

 

[Tim]

I dreamed about my sandwich cuz your mom said so.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

i slapped my true love-cuz dats how i roll! lol

 

[Tim]

i slapped my true love-cuz dats how i roll! lol

Damn woman, what happens when you don't like someone? :eek

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

whoaaa there she goes...watch out boy, she'll tear you up, whooaaa there she goes...she's a man beater! lol

 

[Darkstar]

I kissed an indian cause I can do that shit!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I fucked a football player cuz dat bitch stole my taco.

 

[Haus]

I sang to P diddy cuz i can do that shit.

 

[Peter Parka]

I fucked a pickle coz I was high!

Sounds about right!

 

[hhayes]

I dreamed about my friend cuz dat bitch stole my taco

 

[GuesSAngel]

I slapped a prep cuz i'm sexy and I do what I want.


Boy I can think of some people I would like to punch.

 

[andcuriouser]

I bitch-slapped my sandwich coz I love it.

 

[Kat]

I slapped a lezbian cuz i can do that shit. ...damn skippy I can do that shit (if i wanted to) ...not saying I would though...I can think of someone else that honor is reserved for right now

 

[AUDRAA]

I slapped a football player cuz Im sexy and I do what I want

Dam right bitches ha ha j/k

 

[UncleBacon]

i dreamed about 1000 people cuz someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

 

[Mrs Behavin]

i dreamed about 1000 people cuz someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

boy I wish someone would offer me 1,000,000 dollars to dream about someone!

 

[SilentEyz]

I licked a banana cse I'm sexy and I do what I want.


lol.. works for me

 

[GuesSAngel]

haha I'm a prevert b/c i'm not thinking about bananas

 

[SilentEyz]

haha I'm a prevert b/c i'm not thinking about bananas

Lol.. Yeah I dont think many are.. But I hate to have to have someone move this to the underground