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far too much since I joined this site...you are all a bad influence on me...allowing a naive innocent:unsure: thing like me to learn how to say fuck to every fucking thing....for fucks sakes!:D

...It has got so bad I am now saying it LIVE, point blank, out loud while I talk to people like my Dad.:eek

I did! I said fuck in front of me dad today and just about died! I was like, OMG sorry dad, I"ve been using that word far too often in me head when I'm on the net and now its coming out when I talk live. He laughed and said, "Fuckin' A" :eek:24:

Anyway... so I need to stop it...all this fuckin around is fuckin me up.:crazy:





....wonder if I said fuck to many times in this thread to get in trouble....I mean fucks the nastiest word out there...right? well... next to someone saying cunt.:eek OMG I said cunt...in my head...oh lord...NO!:D
 
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Hahaha Elsa.. I have one of the pottiest mouths around.. And here you were shocked when you heard me say it the first time LOL.
 

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Hahaha Elsa.. I have one of the pottiest mouths around.. And here you were shocked when you heard me say it the first time LOL.
OMG yar! that was friggin funny! I was like my mouth dropped open and I was like omg she said fuck!:24:


Ian: ya I think I like it TOOO much!:ninja:D
 

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So what the fuck is wrong with saying fuck!

I like to say it I like to do it. FDuck is a good thing!






FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! :D
 

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believe it or not......i only ever swear at work
I believe it...as I only ever used to swear around one particular girlfriend...or if I get really angry....but since posting here...I've noticed my language getting a bit colourful so I'm going to watch me self for a bit.:D
 

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Had to add this, cuz I thought of it immediately LOL!!! Watch, listen, and enjoy!!!


YouTube - Limp Bizkit - Hot Dog Lyrics


Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing, the chocolate starfish, and the hot-dog flavored water,
Bring it on,
Get the fuck up,
Check, 1, 2
Listen up, Listen up, Here we go,

It's a fucked up world, what a fucked up place,
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face,
Fucked up dreams, fucked up life,
Fucked up kid, with a fucked up knife,
Fucked up moms, and fucked up dads,
Thats a fucked up cop, with a fucked up badge,
Fucked up job, with fucked up pay,
Fucked up boss, is a fucked up day,
Fucked up breast, fucked up lies,
All my niggas, in the biggest, got the facs of life

Hey, everybody knows this song (x2)

Ain't it a shame that you can't say fuck,
Fucks just a word and it's all fucked up,
Like a fucked up punk, with a fucked up mouth,
Nine inch nails'll get knock the fuck out,

Fucked up AIDS, from fucked up sex,
Fake ass titties on her fucked up chest,
We're all fucked up, so whatcha wanna do,
Well fucked up me and a fucked up you

(chorus)
You wanna fuck me like an animal,
You like to burn me on the inside,
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug,
Just know that nothin you do, will bring you closer to me,

Aint life a bitch, a fucked up bitch,
A fucked up sword with a fucked up stitch,
A fucked up head, is a fucked up shame,
Swingin on my nuts is a fucked up game,
Jealousy fillin up my fucked up mind,
its all fucked up like a fucked up crime,
If I say fuck two more times,
Thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme,


Hey, everybody knows this song (x2)

chorus

(karate scream)

listen up baby,

You can't bring me down, I don't think so, and also
You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself,
Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish, PUNK
Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish,

Chorus
 

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I've always though fuck has a really nice sound to it, as a word I mean, not just cos its naughty :p
 

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far too much since I joined this site...you are all a bad influence on me...allowing a naive innocent:unsure: thing like me to learn how to say fuck to every fucking thing....for fucks sakes!:D

...It has got so bad I am now saying it LIVE, point blank, out loud while I talk to people like my Dad.:eek

I did! I said fuck in front of me dad today and just about died! I was like, OMG sorry dad, I"ve been using that word far too often in me head when I'm on the net and now its coming out when I talk live. He laughed and said, "Fuckin' A" :eek:24:

Anyway... so I need to stop it...all this fuckin around is fuckin me up.:crazy:






....wonder if I said fuck to many times in this thread to get in trouble....I mean fucks the nastiest word out there...right? well... next to someone saying cunt.:eek OMG I said cunt...in my head...oh lord...NO!:D
Oh Gawd Elsa; gimme a break! :rolleyes:
 

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Mystic I love ya hun, but I don't believe a word about us subjecting you to the word FUCK for the first time. Sorry! :24:
 

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YouTube - Limp Bizkit - Hot Dog Lyrics

"Hot Dog"

Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the fuck up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
A fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked up dads
It's a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids
From fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

It's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
 
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