I need more ideas

[Haus]

so i've been fucking with my freind for quite a while now. messing with her head and shit. (practical jokes)

so far i did the following

pretended i have really bad gas and go to the bathroom and blow up a whoopi cushion, put it between my arm and body and come back in with severe gas pain. drop something on the ground, bend down with my ass right in her face and squeeze the whoopi cushion. lol :yuk

going to the diner and when she went to the bathroom put this gelling stuff in her coffee. she came back to drink her coffe and it was all hard and jello like.

get her to light her cig with my shocking lighter

call her at work and say my name is george from the montgomery county correctional facility and say that her boyfriend(thats in jail and on work relase) has not returned back to the jail after he was done work and if she has heard from him in the past few hours. and to call me if she hears anything and gave her the MCCF's number.

holy shit that freaked her out.


went to the bathroom and put my hands under the water and came back and pretend to sneeze and flicked water on her pretending to be snot. lol

she freaked out and ran to the kitchen and scubed her body with lisol.

well i need more stuff to do to her. this is how we are. we do this stuff all the time. i need some more stuff to do to her.

help me find some more practical jokes to pull

 

[GuesSAngel]

i'm at a loss for words

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Put a thin layer of BenGay on her deodorant. That will burn like hell!

Put hair removal cream in her conditioner

Get some of dog crap, (the fresher the better) and stick it under her car door handle, so it can't be seen, whenshe goes to open the door she gets a handful of shit.

I'll try to think of some more for ya

 

[Haus]

i'm at a loss for words

why?? speak your mind.

 

[GuesSAngel]

i'm not good with pranks I can't even hide without busting out laughing.

 

[Haus]

i'm not good with pranks I can't even hide without busting out laughing.

oh. i thought you were implying that was imature by saying your loss for words. haha

but i dont want to do any harm to her physically. or do anything to her car.

well maybe put a thing over her tail pipe so when she drives in makes a loud whistling sound. thats about as far i would go to messing with her car

 

[TheOriginalJames]

You can pull a prank and be the hero all in one: pull the center wire off her distributor cap in her car. When she goes to leave, it won't start. Then you can just wander out, have her open up the hood and reconnect it.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

lol some of these are hilarious.

http://www.lysator.liu.se/jokes/practical.html

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Take a little sauerkraut and stuff the end of it up your nose so it hangs down over your mouth. Put your hands over your nose and mouth and fake a sneeze in front of someone. Then pull your hands down and if you can stand it, start eating the saurkraut

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria. One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest; he sat at the head of a table, with the other six friends sitting along the sides. When the cafeteria was pretty full of people, he made a loud noise (to attract attention), stood up, bent over and squeezed his chest. This caused a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the table; the other six immediately began to eat this green liquid. I think a lot of food went uneaten that night.

:24: :24:

 

[TheOriginalJames]

They had a 'witchy' old lady next door that was constantly complaining about everything and everyone in the neighborhood. After one really good round about kids and pets messing up her spotless front yard, my buddies planned what turned out to be a better joke than they originally thought. Juvenile as we all were, they planned to write some dirty words in her meticulously-groomed front lawn with some kind of powder that would stand out. The only thing they could find was some Ortho Super-Gro Lawn Food (white powdery stuff). They wrote the message in the dead of night, and next morning it was bold and white for the world to see. The 'kicker' came after. She came out, saw the graffiti, and immediately grabbed a hose and WATERED IT OFF! To this day, those sections of grass are just a little bit greener than everything around them, and the words can STILL be read!

This one is for Amy! haha

 

[sundvlfn88]

Why do you want to pull some of these jokes on someone?

 

[UncleBacon]

give her a red paint ball and tell her its a gumball.....you can thank homer for that one.....I was about 8 and he did it to me

 

[dt3]

give her a red paint ball and tell her its a gumball.....you can thank homer for that one.....I was about 8 and he did it to me

Damn! I need to rep homer again

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Pour some baby powder in her hairdryer and then when she goes to turn the hair dryer on she gets an explosive amount of baby powder all over her face and hair. My brother did that to me once. I was pissed!

 

[dt3]

Pour some baby powder in her hairdryer and then when she goes to turn the hair dryer on she gets an explosive amount of baby powder all over her face and hair. My brother did that to me once. I was pissed!

Cuz we should all condone breaking and entering...

 

[elluko]

Put a thin layer of BenGay on her deodorant. That will burn like hell!

Put hair removal cream in her conditioner

Get some of dog crap, (the fresher the better) and stick it under her car door handle, so it can't be seen, whenshe goes to open the door she gets a handful of shit.

I'll try to think of some more for ya

You''re evil! He'll wind up with a bald, shitty handed lady with burning armpits!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Put itching powder on the toilet seat

Put shaving cream in the palm of a sleeping person's hand and then tickle their face. Have fun watching what happens when she goes to wipe her face

Put a glob of Vaseline or peanut-butter on the earpiece of the telephone and hang up. Go to another phone and call her

Put horseradish in her toothpaste

Turn all the pictures upside-down in the frames

Go around the neighbourhood and steal Real Estate For Sale signs. Put them all in her lawn