i love my fridge!

Murdoc

Murdoc

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so im sitting here playing guard dog in my house. recent events have gotten me a bit paranoid. my girl is here right now, but shes asleep and i dont want to waker her up to go buy beer. i refuse to leave my house right now.
anyways.... im out of beer. or am i?
seriously every time i open my fridge i find another beer. its fucking great. its like that bud light or whatever commercial where the guy opens up his fridge and beer appears.
i think my refrigerator is a magic portal to beer heaven!!!!!!!! yes, this is what it is.
 
Breath said:
That's awesome. Maybe you should keep opening your wallet and see it it works there.
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ive tried it with many things. my walled... nothing. my gun safe... no more in my collection. my cell phone... no new hottie numbers. my pants... still only 2 inches. oh well, i still have my magical frosty heaven.:)
 
Breath said:
Hey at least you're using the talents you got to try to improve what you have. :clap
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lol. my talents are few and far inbetween.
they include getting myself in trouble and drinking beer.
i had a girl tell me i had nice hands once, whatever the fuck that meant. but ill consider my hands very talented. i mean fuck, they never let my penis down!!!!!!!!!:p:D
 
Breath said:
A girl tells a guy he has nice hands if she's imagining them on her. That's what that means.
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well shit i wish more girls would tell me this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw, this was in 5th grade lol. seriously im completely serious.:wtf:
 
A 5th grade girl telling you your hands are nice is puppy love talking.
So no one's told you since 5th grade? You have dirt under your fingernails?
 
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