I forgot how bad it sucked....

[Mrs Behavin]

to work holiday weekends :willy_nilly:

I had to do Thursday night, Friday night, and last night and it sucked so bad! I think last night was the worst out of all 3 nights. I do believe that all the weirdos were out and about last night.
Right now Im fixing to go to bed for a little while but when I get up I will fill you in and tell you some storys that will make your face go :eek

 

[dazner]

damn sorry you had to endure that.....

 

[Mrs Behavin]

The evening started out last night with a woman coming in that was cut up with 2 machetes by her next door neighbor. Good lord she was bloody from head to toe! As the dr was sewing the top of her head (which he had to shave her head) blood was literally squirting out of her head.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

And then there was this dude who had bought earlier on in the evening a brass cock ring put the thing on and then took 2 viagras. HELLO!! What a goofball! His crap was sooo swollen and purple!! Even his balls were in the cock ring too! The dr tried to cut the brass ring off with the tool you use to cut rings off fingers but broke 2 of them trying to get it off, ended up having to use a hacksaw. That was scary to watch that!!

You guys want me to tell you some more?

 

[Natasha]

I didn't work the weekend, but I'm working tomorrow on the actual holiday. Thank God, though, for the first time in 8 years I'll have both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Every year that is SUPPOSED to happen, I've gotten moved to the opposite rotation and had to work...hopefully this year I won't since I'm a supervisor now.

 

[jassilem]

Sounds like you had a very interesting night! :eek

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I didn't work the weekend, but I'm working tomorrow on the actual holiday. Thank God, though, for the first time in 8 years I'll have both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Every year that is SUPPOSED to happen, I've gotten moved to the opposite rotation and had to work...hopefully this year I won't since I'm a supervisor now.

:eek I hope tomorrow isnt too hectic for you! I know this weekend (well I dont know about tonight cause Im actually off) was insane!

Speaking of Christmas, I have to work Christmas Eve night BUT I actually have Thanksgiving off this year! First time in 4 yrs too have Thanksgiving off! :woot::woot:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Sounds like you had a very interesting night! :eek

You can say that again! I dont think I have laughed so hard at some of the crap that happened ( Its pretty bad to laugh at someone elses expense isnt it?)
Some of the stuff was hilarious and some of the stuff was pretty bad.

I think the funniest ones were the one where the guy got his brass cock ring stuck and then the one where the girl was giving this dude a blow job and well.......:24: I'll explain that one if you want me to?

 

[pjbleek]

And then there was this dude who had bought earlier on in the evening a brass cock ring put the thing on and then took 2 viagras. HELLO!! What a goofball! His crap was sooo swollen and purple!! Even his balls were in the cock ring too! The dr tried to cut the brass ring off with the tool you use to cut rings off fingers but broke 2 of them trying to get it off, ended up having to use a hacksaw. That was scary to watch that!!

You guys want me to tell you some more?

sure....i was cracking up so hard reading about the dick-head with the cock ring.....

:24::24::24::24::24::24::24::24::24:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Epileptic Seizure

Well it started when this girl walked in and said she needed to be seen, she was dripping blood from the top of her head and the dude that came with her said I think I need to be seen too and said he prefers to see a male dr and male nurse. First thing that crosses everyones mind is what for? Well the two of them just seemed sorta fishy with they way they were acting, almost like they were hiding something and neither one of them would tell how they got injured so we had security go into each ones room and talk to them.
Security came out laughing and told us all what happened.

The girl and guy were in the back seat of the car and she was giving him a blow job when in the middle of the blow job she had a epileptic seizure and bit down on his penis!! So he grabbed a beer bottle and cracked her over the head I guess to get her to let go!
Needless to say they both got stictched up! lol!!!

 

[pjbleek]

Well it started when this girl walked in and said she needed to be seen, she was dripping blood from the top of her head and the dude that came with her said I think I need to be seen too and said he prefers to see a male dr and male nurse. First thing that crosses everyones mind is what for? Well the two of them just seemed sorta fishy with they way they were acting, almost like they were hiding something and neither one of them would tell how they got injured so we had security go into each ones room and talk to them.
Security came out laughing and told us all what happened.

The girl and guy were in the back seat of the car and she was giving him a blow job when in the middle of the blow job she had a epileptic seizure and bit down on his penis!! So he grabbed a beer bottle and cracked her over the head I guess to get her to let go!
Needless to say they both got stictched up! lol!!!

ohmygawd.....that's going to leave a mark!

 

[jassilem]

Well it started when this girl walked in and said she needed to be seen, she was dripping blood from the top of her head and the dude that came with her said I think I need to be seen too and said he prefers to see a male dr and male nurse. First thing that crosses everyones mind is what for? Well the two of them just seemed sorta fishy with they way they were acting, almost like they were hiding something and neither one of them would tell how they got injured so we had security go into each ones room and talk to them.
Security came out laughing and told us all what happened.

The girl and guy were in the back seat of the car and she was giving him a blow job when in the middle of the blow job she had a epileptic seizure and bit down on his penis!! So he grabbed a beer bottle and cracked her over the head I guess to get her to let go!
Needless to say they both got stictched up! lol!!!

OMG I lead a very dull life!

:eek

 

[Alien Allen]

that is some funny shit

my brother in law worked security at a hospital and had lots of weird tales.

so keep them coming. ooops........... that might not be the best term.

 

[wildcat52]

these are amazingly hilarious!

 

[NRobles]

sounds like a crazy weekend... i have to work every holiday mandatory but at least this weekend was the harley rally so i have been entertained a bit. lol

 

[Strickland]

Shit, I think I'm going to get a job at a hospital now.