I did something stupid that I completely regret

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retro

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Let's start from the beginning... over the weekend, I was trimming my moustache, and one of my cats jumped up onto the bathroom counter and bumped my arm. Poof. A nice big gouge through the middle of my 'stache. So I just shaved the whole thing off. Well, on Monday I was looking at the nearly bare moustache in the mirror... and thinking about how I hadn't been without facial hair in coming up on 5 years now. Well, I wondered what I would look like now... so I did a full shave.

Biggest mistake ever.

Not only is most of my skin completely intolerant to razors at this point, because I don't shave most of my face anymore... but I look like a little kid again. :24: Oh, and because I'm not used to shaving, I must have cut myself 4-5 times in the process. So now I'm waiting for it to grow back out, and hoping that it happens quickly. I remembered exactly why I don't like being clean shaven anymore. My problem at the moment is the fact that while my facial hair grows at a decent rate... it starts off very light colored against my mostly pale skin. So, it doesn't really start to become noticeable for at least a week.

*cry*

I'm not going to do that again anytime soon --- if ever.
 
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Picturing Retro gritting his teeth & straining trying to make his facial hair grow faster. LOL!
 

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on the flip side anytime I grew a beard it would itch like hell for a week or two

I would not grow a beard again as it would be way too gray

I might try a modified goatee though when I get liberated down the road this year
 

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that sucks... it takes hella long for me to grow out facial hair but I'm trying again... I'm so indecisive...
 

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I am greatly sorry to hear of your troubles, however as the president of:
TEH_FUZZ
Learning Studios, LLC;
Where we beat it into you if you dont get it the first time...

I feel compelled to provide you with the following professional advise to improve upon your current situation.
Step1: Secure the cat. You may use any non-harmful securing device from the "kitty carrier" to your own hands.
*TEH_FUZZ Learning Solutions, LLC does not condone animal cruelty*
Step2: Shave the cat
Step3: Use its hair to make a mustache, beard, chesthair, back hair, pubic hair, etc...
Step4: You have your mustache back immediately
Step5: you no longer have to worry about shedding from the cat for a few months or waiting for your hair to grow back and endure the troubles of itchiness and stuff
Step6: win/win

That will be 5000 tokens please.
 

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I got it, Groucho glasses. Don't they come with a moustache too? And it would be a disguise too!
 

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No offense (you know whenever someone says that, they invariably are offensive), I have always found it funny how guys are so weird about facial hair. It grows back. I think it's good to change things up. Unless you have no chin. Then that is a whole different story.
 

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Horrible picture... but I figured I'd take one to look it if I ever decided to do something so moronic again. :24:

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There's nothing wrong with that picture. You look younger, yes. :) Don't worry about it, that facial hair will be back before you can even think about fucking it up a second time. ;)
 

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For my wedding, the first part of the ceremony I had my beard, then for the the pictures in the church after the ceremony I had no beard. Funny thing, not many people noticed when we came out of church, and they couldn't figure out why I looked different. Figured I'm only going to get married once, and I wanted photo's with and without a beard. Told you, I'm abnormal.
 
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