i am a celebrity get me out of here ITV first episode

[wasteofspace]

FIRST EPISODE ON I'M A CELEB


firstly i want to say hi to the office,
with you,theJoe is going to get fruity,
i am well and truly over BB,
my faith is in the office duty.
thank you so much,
this is now entertainment that wont make me rant,
i no these 2 guy's were in biker grove ,
you will no them as Deck and Ant.
a comedy duo,
so modest with grace,
and this sort,
i suggest ITV should always have a trace.
the celebs were dropped into the jungle,
for a quick one night stand,
the next day taken by helicopter,
thrown out apart from one who had to re-land.
a simple task was next,
all raised up off the floor,
take a key out of a box with your mouth,
and pass it to the person next door.
Freddie made a mistake,
his side suffered and got fishy and very damp,
while the others had a luxury meal,
and were in a far better camp.
theJoe loves the educated conversation,
no way is it a bungle,
the best thing on TV is "I'm a celeb",
better known as the the jungle.


(THIS HAS BEEN A MASSIVE HIT IN MY EYES AND THEJOE IS LOVING IT, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE AS HAPPY AS ME ?)

 

[Peter Parka]

The've got it much easier this year seeing there appears to be an aboriginal who is good at throwing spears going in with them, no starving camp this year! Seriously though, I only recognise 3 or 4 of them and they were famous 20 odd years ago.

 

[wasteofspace]

peter you are showing your age lol we need a few years on you mate.