How's this for lazy?

[TheOriginalJames]

I have no food, no dr pepper, no toilet paper.

So I drove to the office to finish the chinese food I had yesterday for lunch...

then stole a roll of TP to bring home so I didn't have to go to the grocery store.

 

[andcuriouser]

That's pretty lazy.

And you call me lazy!

 

[Sneakiecat]

Why didn't you just go to the grocery store instead?

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Because it's 6 degrees out with 30 mph winds, and I don't feel like carrying 4-5 bags of groceries in this shit. If the wind wasn't there, i'd be out and about.

 

[Sneakiecat]

6 degrees out with 30 mph winds

Once againe, I love Florida.

 

[Peter Parka]

Yup, that's pretty lazy!

 

[BaggedSplash]

damn man you are lazy

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Haha! Ive done something similiar like that before. Didnt want to stop at the store on the way home from work one morning so I just took a roll of TP from work! I know....Im a thief!

 

[Eridanus]

Yep, certainly sloth-like behaviour. ;p

 

[Homer]

James why didn't you just go in and buy one bag just to get you thru the weekend just seems to be easier to me .:confused

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'll only need a roll for now.

If I go into the grocery store I'm going to end up with a cart full of groceries, and I don't wanna do that right now. I killed two birds with one stone by just going to the office to eat and grab a roll.

 

[Homer]

so your all set for the game tomorrow right.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'll be going to Gregs.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Fine. I went grocery shopping. It's very hard to type right now because my hands are fucking numb. I couldn't put my gloves on to put the groceries in the car while the 30 mph fucking winds were cutting them off. I found a spot right by the door at my apartment and i was gonna move my car to my usual spot but i said fuck that fucking shit.

Why the hell do bag boys NOT PUT milk and orange juice containers into bags? Is it easier for them to not take that 2 seconds so I can carry them both at once?

 

[andcuriouser]

Here they always bag milk and orange juice containers... not that I buy milk, but soy milk comes in cartons.

The only thing they don't bag is cases of soda and such, for obvious reasons.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Soda is fine... I can grasp that by the handle. But when you have two oddly shaped containers which have milk and OJ in them... it makes it hard to carry anything else on that arm.

 

[Sneakiecat]

They bag our milk and juice. Then we double bag it because they always seem to break.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

most importantly, I have DR PEPPER!!!!!!!!!

 

[SilentEyz]

I hate going to the Grocery Store..

 

[Charmer]

I hate going to the Grocery Store..

So do I! The sad thing is, the grocery store is right around the corner from my house! Sometimes I run out of something and it takes me 1-2 weeks to get it when I could just take 10 minutes out of my day and walk to the store!