How You Know You're Ghetto

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Jersey

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1. If you ever been beat with a race track, extension cord, shoe or if you ever been beaten' out in public (kmart, jewel, walgreens or just out in the street), yo ass is ghetto.

2. If you ever thought "red" was a kool-aid flava yo ass is ghetto.

3. If you refer to lightskinned people as lightskinded yo ass is ghetto.

4.If you ever thought pacifiers, condoms or keychains were back pack decorations...

5. If you take a plastic bag full of clothes to a sleep over/p>

6. If you ever ate a syrup, mayonnaise or fist full of bread sandwich...

7 If you think Denny's, Huck Finn's or IHOP is the after party spot, yo ass is definitely ghetto

8.If you put water in ketchup to get that extra lil' bit, gettofabulous.

9. If your chicken taste like fish and your fish taste like chicken because you used that same grease since Thanksgivin', yes you'er ghetto.

10. If on your b-day, there is a kid party during the day and the grown folk party at nite, your ass is ghetto.

11. If you thought your cousin from out of town was fly as hell and you would love to knock the stuffin of that a$$... yep you're G H E T T O.

12. If pliers are your remote to turn on the tv and change the channel...haha gettofied, you are.

13. If you rapped a whole NWA song when you was two years old but couldn't say your name... umm hmmm

14. If you ever put a battery in the freezer, thinkin it will recharge...

15.If your lil' brother is six with a cuban link chain, an earring and a girlfriend...

16. If seasonin' salt is in every food you eat...

17 If you don't know what the f*ck makes butter and margarine different, you're ghetto

18. If you got a brother with a different daddy and both of y'all don't know where he is, your ass is ghetto.

19. If you ate kool aid fresh out the pack...

20. If you ever made a kool aid ice POP in a cup...

21. Hot dogs and pork and beans... oh, hell yeah!
 
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haha i used to make kool aid popsicles in ice cube trays, then when they are just a little froze i would stick a toothpick in em and then when they are done, yummy. kinda dumb but i was younger. hey does that count? :woohoo
 

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hhayes said:
haha i used to make kool aid popsicles in ice cube trays, then when they are just a little froze i would stick a toothpick in em and then when they are done, yummy. kinda dumb but i was younger. hey does that count? :woohoo

ok i think they are talking about putting the red flavored koolaid in the paper cups like you use in the bathroom to wash your mouth out... then when they freeze, you unravel the cup and VOILA! :D


and yes.. im ghetto apparently
 
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