>
>>>
>>
>>> > ----- > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
>>> >> > laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any
>>> >> > exposed areas.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
>>> >> > make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,
>>> >> > etc.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
>>> >> > leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
>>> >> > shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
>>> >> > conditioner enhanced.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
>>> >> > for 10 minutes until red.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
>>> >> > jaffa cake bodywash.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Shave armpits and legs.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Turn off shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Get out of shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
>>> >> > towel on head.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any
>>> >> > exposed areas.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > ******************************************************
>>> >> >
>>> >> > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
>>> >> > the bed and leave them in a pile.
>>> >> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at
>>> >> > her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your
>>> >> > butt.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your
>>> >> > armpits.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
>>> >> > rinse them off.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
>>> >> > shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Spend majority of time washing privates and
>>> >> > surrounding area.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
>>> >> > stuck on the soap.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Pee.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Partially dry off.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
>>> >> > was hanging out of tub the whole time.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
>>> >> > light and fan on.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener
>>> >> > at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Throw wet towel on bed.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh
>>> >> > at the truth behind this, there is something so
>>> >> > very wrong with you.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>
>>>
>>
>>> > ----- > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
>>> >> > laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any
>>> >> > exposed areas.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
>>> >> > make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,
>>> >> > etc.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
>>> >> > leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
>>> >> > shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
>>> >> > conditioner enhanced.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
>>> >> > for 10 minutes until red.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
>>> >> > jaffa cake bodywash.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Shave armpits and legs.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Turn off shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Spray mold spots with Tilex.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Get out of shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
>>> >> > towel on head.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any
>>> >> > exposed areas.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > ******************************************************
>>> >> >
>>> >> > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
>>> >> > the bed and leave them in a pile.
>>> >> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at
>>> >> > her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your
>>> >> > butt.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your
>>> >> > armpits.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
>>> >> > rinse them off.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
>>> >> > shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Spend majority of time washing privates and
>>> >> > surrounding area.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
>>> >> > stuck on the soap.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Pee.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Partially dry off.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
>>> >> > was hanging out of tub the whole time.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Admire wiener size in mirror again.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
>>> >> > light and fan on.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener
>>> >> > at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Throw wet towel on bed.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > If there is anyone among you who did not laugh
>>> >> > at the truth behind this, there is something so
>>> >> > very wrong with you.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>
