how to sex a fly

[skyblue]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.”

 

[nonsensebabble]

poor flies, just wanted a taste of beer:24:

 

[sexysadie]

I saw two flies doing it on a beer can once....does that mean they were.............oh dear!!!

 

[USF Sam]

I saw two flies doing it on a beer can once....does that mean they were.............oh dear!!!

Nah... he just got her drunk.

"Oh dear" flies don't drink beer. They'd be sitting on a Cosmopolitan or a wine cooler.

 

[sexysadie]

Nah... he just got her drunk.

"Oh dear" flies don't drink beer. They'd be sitting on a Cosmopolitan or a wine cooler.

lmao...I must admit.....THAT was a good one..