How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in RETIREMENT*
*1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!*
*2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!*
*3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.*
*4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.*
*5. Sing Along At The Opera.*
*6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'*
*7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'*
*8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...*
*9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.*
*And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: my favorite.*
*10. Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: "THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE"!*
*1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!*
*2. On all your check stubs, write 'For Marijuana'!*
*3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.*
*4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.*
*5. Sing Along At The Opera.*
*6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'*
*7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'*
*8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...*
*9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.*
*And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: my favorite.*
*10. Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: "THERE IS NO PAPER IN HERE"!*
