Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They're asking for a $10 million in ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon ..."
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They're asking for a $10 million in ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon ..."
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