How moses got the ten commandments

[mazHur]

HOW MOSES GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS


God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that
will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,

'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not
interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,

'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou
shall
not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then he went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall
not
commit adultery,'

'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

'I have Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.




There, that should offend just about everybody!!!

 

[FreightTrain]

:thatfunny: I like it.

 

[edgray]

Not the least bit racist...

 

[Codrus]

Not the least bit racist...

but at least its equally offensive

 

[FreightTrain]

It offends many races and therefore it's more funny/less racist.

 

[porterjack]

as a Canadian I am offended that we were not mentioned, again:mad

 

[Ertragen]

It offends many races and therefore it's more funny/less racist.

*whew* Asians were spared.

 

[mazHur]

Because Asians are poor businessmen!!

 

[Ertragen]

Because Asians are poor businessmen!!

ofcourse they don't know anything about buying cheap and triple charging the poor folks in ghetto neighborhoods which work all the time

 

[hart]

I liked it!

 

[mazHur]

ofcourse they don't know anything about buying cheap and triple charging the poor folks in ghetto neighborhoods which work all the time

Who told you that?? Where are they found?? Arn't there some people living in ghetto's elsewhere??

 

[mazHur]

as a Canadian I am offended that we were not mentioned, again:mad

may be because some ppl think Canadians are par excellence nobility