How do I convince my son to get a sex change?

[hart]

Made you look?

It's going to cost us $139/month to get Evan on our insurance. He get's a good student discount, but he's a male, it would be under $99 if he were a she good student.

We have a lot of persuasive people here, got any winning argument

 

[Carn]

How old is he ?
There is one winning argument... B-O-O-B-S !

Yes... we all knew there will be one retard who will talk about breast. Might as well be me : (

 

[Niamh]

lmao desperate times call for desperate measures eh?:24:

 

[HottyToddyChick]

My first thought was SPAM! LOL

I guess it's for car insurance? If he has a clean record and went through driver's ed, or if you could get him into an extra driving course (even on top of driver's ed), they might be willing to drop it.

 

[hart]

I like that, Let's see, "Evan if you get a sex change operation you will be able to play with boobs anytime you want!"

 

[Dana]

Tell him he can become a lesbian and get all the hot chicks....

LOL oh and i dunno

 

[Carn]

If he plans a career in porn, girls tend to earn a lot more money than the male actors.

 

[hart]

You are right Hotty there is a class he can take with about 20 lessons and us accompanying him on some road tests that will lower his rate! I am dying to enclose a picture of him, he just got his braces off Monday and he looks so good, but I don't know how to attach pictures. He will be 16 1/31st. Oh and for those I didn't tell, he became an Eagle Scout at age 15!!!!! I could go on and on ad nausem LOL

 

[hart]

If he plans a career in porn, girls tend to earn a lot more money than the male actors.

I'll see if I can get him to change career plans from being an airforce pilot to a female porn star.....another good argument:thumbup

 

[Thornless]

I like that, Let's see, "Evan if you get a sex change operation you will be able to play with boobs anytime you want!"

Could just get the boobs, leave his junk alone... see if the insurance is perverted enough to want to make sure the downstairs matches.:24::24:

 

[hart]

Could just get the boobs, leave his junk alone... see if the insurance is perverted enough to want to make sure the downstairs matches.:24::24:

Another good idea! He is clean shaven, thanx Thorney, keep those ideas coming folks!

 

[edgray]

How old is he ?
There is one winning argument... B-O-O-B-S !

that's the money shot right there.

 

[Alien Allen]

I assume that he is the only child?

otherwise with Obamacare he should be included until 26

my insurance actually went down because I was paying over $200 to add my oldest daughter

 

[hart]

I assume that he is the only child?

otherwise with Obamacare he should be included until 26

my insurance actually went down because I was paying over $200 to add my oldest daughter

He is an only child but you realize I'm talking car insurance, right? Not health insurance, he doesn't cost us anything more on our family health insurance.

 

[RedRyder]

Made you look?

It's going to cost us $139/month to get Evan on our insurance. He get's a good student discount, but he's a male, it would be under $99 if he were a she good student.

We have a lot of persuasive people here, got any winning argument

It's refreshing to know that your insurance company is well aware of the fact that young females are far better drivers than young males.

..... other than that.... does he have a part-time job yet? Make him pay his own damn insurance! :nod:

 

[hart]

..... other than that.... does he have a part-time job yet? Make him pay his own damn insurance! :nod:

He will definitely pay for part of it, he's a real good boy, Red he's saved up $1200 of his own money toward the car and wants to go thru the Airforce, have them pay for his education and become a pilot so he really is responsible.

We'll see what we see.....

 

[AUFred]

Son is your penis worth $40 a month?

 

[hart]

Son is your penis worth $40 a month?

Another very valid argument, thanx Fred :thumbup I'm suspecting it is to him alright.....