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2006 TEXANS SCHEDULE
September 14................Taft Junior High School
September 21...............Cub Scout Troop #101
September 28................Houston Blind Academy
October 05.................Spanish American War Vets
October 12................ Crippled Children's Home
October 19............... Montgomery Mental Hospital
October 26................ Girl Scout Troop # 353
November 02.................Texas Venereal Disease Clinic
November 09.................Sugarland Boys Choir
November 16.................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08..................Cypress Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When! playing polio patients, the Texans must not disconnect knee
braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Texans must not hide the
football under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for all you Texans fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6
points.
2 - The Texans will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The ! Texans will be allowed to substitute with band members at
anytime.
4 - The Texans will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
5 - The Texans will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Houston Texans will be changed to the "Houston Tampons" as they
are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Dom Capers will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow
a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
September 14................Taft Junior High School
September 21...............Cub Scout Troop #101
September 28................Houston Blind Academy
October 05.................Spanish American War Vets
October 12................ Crippled Children's Home
October 19............... Montgomery Mental Hospital
October 26................ Girl Scout Troop # 353
November 02.................Texas Venereal Disease Clinic
November 09.................Sugarland Boys Choir
November 16.................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08..................Cypress Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When! playing polio patients, the Texans must not disconnect knee
braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Texans must not hide the
football under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for all you Texans fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6
points.
2 - The Texans will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The ! Texans will be allowed to substitute with band members at
anytime.
4 - The Texans will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
5 - The Texans will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Houston Texans will be changed to the "Houston Tampons" as they
are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Dom Capers will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow
a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
