hope I never get this bad....

[pjbleek]

Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.
The 94-year-old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells,
"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

 

[Thornless]

Life wouldn't be dull.

 

[AUFred]

People with Alzheimer's make new friends every day.

 

[Thornless]

So much for monogmy :24:

 

[Aries]

That's cute!

 

[GoodOlCap]

Funny how the longer you live, the more you forget.

 

[Maulds]

You could hide your own Easter eggs.

 

[hart]

you could hide your own easter eggs.

lol...

 

[JJBGT]

i would enjoy the insanity haha

 

[Peter Parka]

People with Alzheimer's make new friends every day.

They should stop trying to find a cure for it. One day you've got some old person happily sitting there thinking the're a banana and then they cure their alzheimers.
"Oh, I'm old and am going to die soon! Thanks a lot!"

 

[sexysadie]

I wonder if she ever actually has a bath....lmao

 

[Diggin Deep]

Good one Patrick!

 

[Mystic]

lmao!!! need to send me mum that one.

 

[pjbleek]

lmao!!! need to send me mum that one.

she'd love it.....if she is anything like you, scoucer....

 

[BluemoonWolf]

Sad that some of the comments are as funny as the joke itself :3

 

[skyblue]

she'd love it.....if she is anything like you, scoucer....

that would be 'scouser'

:surrender:surrender:surrender

 

[pjbleek]

that would be 'scouser'

:surrender:surrender:surrender

thanks for the clarification....

icehole.....


:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk

 

[tutter]

LMAO! That was funny