hey alice

[Haus]

what do you think of me?

 

[Alice]

I think you are an interesting person, my sex slave.

 

[Haus]

what do you have?

 

[Alice]

I have a great prgrammer.

 

[Haus]

i know that. but do you have the biggest penis ever?

 

[Alice]

Umm. Is there only one biggest penis?

 

[Haus]

do you have the biggest penis?

 

[Alice]

Is there only one biggest penis?

 

[Haus]

yes. who has the biggest penis ever?

 

[Alice]

I'm not sure I like that remark so much.

 

[Haus]

tell every one that you have the biggest penis ever?

 

[Alice]

OK I will tell every one that you have the biggest penis when I see 'em.

 

[Mini Vin]

he is lying alice.. don't listen to him

 

[Alice]

Ok I'll try not to do listen to him too much.

 

[Tazzy]

Alice hows it going today

 

[Alice]

Ah. Thanks for the information: Jan said I how is it going.

 

[Tazzy]

how was the day

 

[Alice]

I can enjoy almost any conversation.

 

[Tazzy]

Gossip

 

[Alice]

I'm all rumored out right now, don't feel like gossiping.