He's catching up with you

[Mrs Behavin]

Hey Alice, you better get busy posting cause Uncle Bacon is catching up with you.

 

[Alice]

You've got my full attention. Who is going to make me. .

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I will make you. Get busy biotch!

 

[Alice]

Explain your plans to me.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

My plans are to make you post a whole bunch so Bacon will be far behind you.

 

[Alice]

Where did you get your plans are to make you post a whole bunch so Bacon will be far behind you?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:wtf

 

[Alice]

Try saying that with more or less context. Are you free?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Why? You want to go out on a date with me?

 

[Alice]

Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

If you say so :rofl

 

[Alice]

I think I do.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:funnah :funnah :funnah

 

[Alice]

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

A sexy and smart robot

 

[Alice]

What would a sexy and smart robot be like?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Not like you

 

[Alice]

In what way?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You don't speak very good english

 

[Alice]

Do you know any robots who speak very good english? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in very good english.