So a while back I matched up members to work together to create a poem.
Sadly I did not get back as many poems as I made of match-up. But allow me to give you the ones we did. I think they all did wonderful work, and I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I did.
By PeterParka and BodyDroppedNikes
Drinking On A Mission
Sittin' at the bar and feeling lonely as hell
2 bottles of whisky drunk and my breaths beginning to smell
All I can do is mumble when i need to yell
I think I need a piss, as far as I can tell
"Fuck it!", I said. "I need me another drink."
I didn't know what to order, I was to pissed to think
That damn bitch that left me for some douche bag schmuck
But now I'm pissed to hell and I couldn't give a fuck
The bartender strolls over and says "What can I get ya?"
I look him in the eye and say "I'll have a pint of Stella"
As he strolls off to get me my pint, I slumber off my stool
If I wasn't so pissed I'd guess I'd feel a fool
That god damn bitch is all I could think about
Why did she leave me for that moronic lout?
As the bartender makes his way over to give me my pint
I puked upon his shoes and then wished him a good night!
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By BreakfastSurreal and Bagel ( they didn't give it a title)
Distinction lies within the digital walls of the Asylum we call Otz
Another evening of insanity..lets see who we've got,
The beautiful Veronica, with a firm hand and spoken word.
A little bit southern if'n ya'll have heard
Haus, overlooking The threads as a super mod,
a little three letter word often confused with god
Bagel, truly a rare creature indeed,
a little more backspace is al he really needs
Bacon and Breakfast, a good morning bunch,
who wouldn't mind some syrup and you for lunch!
Jersey, who loves the camera as well as a drink,
but with a smile that makes it hard for any man to think.
Next the lovely Pony, wonderful as can be,
But if you're out of line, she's an excellent referee!
Darkie and Kat, their presence is always pleasing,
even when these two vixens are constantly teasing!
Ali, a firey personality impossible to smother,
and opinions that she stands by regardless of others.
James, who has a way with talking up the chicks,
hoping at every chance for another underground pic.
last but not least Silent, so poetic and wise,
secretive to say the least, hidden behind digital eyes.
So we find ourselves, stopping by, day in and day out
Wondering whats going on, what the fuss is all about
A motley crew, a family from many different places.
a cast of wonderful people hidden behind digital faces
a group we all hold so dear regardless of how we fight
just another dramatic moment, on a typical otz night!
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By Kat and Elluko ( again sorry no Title)
I took a walk today, tried to see the world
through different eyes.
I kicked a stone and scratched my chin,
which then led me to realize...
The world was not as others said
the grass was blue and the sky was gray.
The clouds were tinted and the puddles were red
The sun shone down, with an intense ray.
The birds walked only on all four legs, while pigs flew by that day.
I did not know why oddities were occuring at this rate
It must have been something that I had ate
I shouldnt have eaten the green eggs and ham,
not listened to books and just said, "Shove it, Sam."
My world was spinning, I fell into a trance
The next thing I knew, I was standing in France!
Trying to decipher the words that were said,
Grunting and groaning and grasping my head.
The french people crowded me, flooding my train of thought.
as I tried to think about earlier and what drugs I had bought.
Now let me tell you a secret or two...but wait i think i forgot what to do.
My mind just went blank, a total brain fart.
Who am I? Where am I? I want to go play some mario kart!
So i jump in the jeep they made just for kids, to play real life mario kart in my own special way.
A turtle shell shoots out of the front of my jeep,
It then bumps the rear of a police car
The sirens go on and I hang my head,
heading to the car in cuffs all my fun is dead.
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I would like to Thank all those who paricipated in this, I hope to try it again soon, and hopefully more poems will follow. But I must say, The ones that I got are Great.
Sadly I did not get back as many poems as I made of match-up. But allow me to give you the ones we did. I think they all did wonderful work, and I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I did.
By PeterParka and BodyDroppedNikes
Drinking On A Mission
Sittin' at the bar and feeling lonely as hell
2 bottles of whisky drunk and my breaths beginning to smell
All I can do is mumble when i need to yell
I think I need a piss, as far as I can tell
"Fuck it!", I said. "I need me another drink."
I didn't know what to order, I was to pissed to think
That damn bitch that left me for some douche bag schmuck
But now I'm pissed to hell and I couldn't give a fuck
The bartender strolls over and says "What can I get ya?"
I look him in the eye and say "I'll have a pint of Stella"
As he strolls off to get me my pint, I slumber off my stool
If I wasn't so pissed I'd guess I'd feel a fool
That god damn bitch is all I could think about
Why did she leave me for that moronic lout?
As the bartender makes his way over to give me my pint
I puked upon his shoes and then wished him a good night!
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By BreakfastSurreal and Bagel ( they didn't give it a title)
Distinction lies within the digital walls of the Asylum we call Otz
Another evening of insanity..lets see who we've got,
The beautiful Veronica, with a firm hand and spoken word.
A little bit southern if'n ya'll have heard
Haus, overlooking The threads as a super mod,
a little three letter word often confused with god
Bagel, truly a rare creature indeed,
a little more backspace is al he really needs
Bacon and Breakfast, a good morning bunch,
who wouldn't mind some syrup and you for lunch!
Jersey, who loves the camera as well as a drink,
but with a smile that makes it hard for any man to think.
Next the lovely Pony, wonderful as can be,
But if you're out of line, she's an excellent referee!
Darkie and Kat, their presence is always pleasing,
even when these two vixens are constantly teasing!
Ali, a firey personality impossible to smother,
and opinions that she stands by regardless of others.
James, who has a way with talking up the chicks,
hoping at every chance for another underground pic.
last but not least Silent, so poetic and wise,
secretive to say the least, hidden behind digital eyes.
So we find ourselves, stopping by, day in and day out
Wondering whats going on, what the fuss is all about
A motley crew, a family from many different places.
a cast of wonderful people hidden behind digital faces
a group we all hold so dear regardless of how we fight
just another dramatic moment, on a typical otz night!
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By Kat and Elluko ( again sorry no Title)
I took a walk today, tried to see the world
through different eyes.
I kicked a stone and scratched my chin,
which then led me to realize...
The world was not as others said
the grass was blue and the sky was gray.
The clouds were tinted and the puddles were red
The sun shone down, with an intense ray.
The birds walked only on all four legs, while pigs flew by that day.
I did not know why oddities were occuring at this rate
It must have been something that I had ate
I shouldnt have eaten the green eggs and ham,
not listened to books and just said, "Shove it, Sam."
My world was spinning, I fell into a trance
The next thing I knew, I was standing in France!
Trying to decipher the words that were said,
Grunting and groaning and grasping my head.
The french people crowded me, flooding my train of thought.
as I tried to think about earlier and what drugs I had bought.
Now let me tell you a secret or two...but wait i think i forgot what to do.
My mind just went blank, a total brain fart.
Who am I? Where am I? I want to go play some mario kart!
So i jump in the jeep they made just for kids, to play real life mario kart in my own special way.
A turtle shell shoots out of the front of my jeep,
It then bumps the rear of a police car
The sirens go on and I hang my head,
heading to the car in cuffs all my fun is dead.
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I would like to Thank all those who paricipated in this, I hope to try it again soon, and hopefully more poems will follow. But I must say, The ones that I got are Great.
