Henchpersons Wanted. Inquire Within.

[moonshot]

Do you want to shoot the moon? Live in a volcano? Ever long to fight a sexy Henchlady while suspended from a Zeppelin several hundred feet in the air in an overly-complicated plot twist? If so, this may be the opportunity you've been looking for! Henchpersons needed to assist established, well-respected international villain in nefarious schemes. Self-starters wanted. World Domination Plotting and Execution experience helpful but not necessary. Willing to train the right candidate. Please post salary requirements and relevant experience herein.

 

[moonshot]

Come on people! I've got a plot against the cable company to get started on!

 

[moonshot]

SilentEyz...I see you. You know you're dying to wear an eye patch!

 

[SilentEyz]

Umm, hmm Well I thought about it, and then I realized that By doing so would require me to change my name to SilentEye.. And I dunno, It just doesnt have the same ring to it :tongue:

 

[moonshot]

Umm, hmm Well I thought about it, and then I realized that By doing so would require me to change my name to SilentEye.. And I dunno, It just doesnt have the same ring to it :tongue:

You're on a roll tonight!

 

[SilentEyz]

Yeah, but for some reason it always seems to be Downhill :confused

 

[moonshot]

Yeah, but for some reason it always seems to be Downhill :confused

:cool You're working for me...there IS no room for pessimissm.

 

[SilentEyz]

But..But. Hmmm

I better be getting paid Damn good, It costs alot to keep me happy:tongue:

 

[memento_mori]

i'll conquer the world with you if you let me rule kazahkstan

 

[Kat]

*sneaks in all sneaky like* I want in... goddamnit right now *stomps foot all dangerous like*

sides...my salary comes cheap...as long as iI'm having fun thats all i need...me and my double life :tongue:

 

[dt3]

Dude, I'm totally in! To prove my worth, I'll bring you the dude who took your wallet's head on a platter.

 

[dt3]

I'm also skilled with weapons and hand-to-hand. And I have a hellaciously diabolical laugh. Bwahahaha!

 

[EmperorKupcake]

Well, I'm formally trained to kill with improvised weapons. Thats right, I can kill you 25 different ways with a stick of chewing gum!

Also, I've already got current henchmen and evil mercenary organizations under my finger. So, we'd be that much larger in numbers for our super world domination tactics.

Oh, because I'm a naiive little 15 year old, you won't have to worry about me overturning your regime, as I'm way too young and ignorant to have such ambitions

 

[Maulds]

I know 12 ways to kill a person using a newspaper

 

[dt3]

I know 12 ways to kill a person using a newspaper

I know 24 ways to kill a newspaper using a person.

 

[Kat]

oh yeah and does it help my application to know that im somewhat of a pyro