Hemorrhoids

[Peter Parka]

Anyone know of some good cure or pain relief for this? ( Yes, I know I'm a hypocrite and should go to the doctors). I've been living on veg, sticking depositaries up my arse and alcohol is the only thing relieving the pain. Its the size of a fucking marble! Thoughts?

 

[AUDRAA]

Re: Hemorroids

how about preperation H?

 

[Peter Parka]

Re: Hemorroids

how about preperation H?

What's that?

 

[Kyle B]

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What's that?

It's a cream you whipe in the effected area.

 

[skyblue]

Re: Hemorroids

its a cream for treating piles

 

[AUDRAA]

Re: Hemorroids

http://www.preparationh.com/index.asp

 

[Peter Parka]

Re: Hemorroids

Hmmm... have to see if I can find that stuff when the alcohol wears off, thanks!:thumbup

 

[TheTinGirl]

Re: Hemorroids

I didn't know what a hemorrhoid was (Do NOT to to google images...)
But one of the articles I read said to put ice on it for ten minutes, followed by a warm compress and to keep it as dry as possible. <3 Hope you feel better hun!

 

[AUDRAA]

Re: Hemorroids

Hmmm... have to see if I can find that stuff when the alcohol wears off, thanks!:thumbup

no problem next time dont ask for medical advice on here though go to the damn doctor

 

[AUDRAA]

Re: Hemorroids

i didn't know what a hemorrhoid was (do not to to google images...)
but one of the articles i read said to put ice on it for ten minutes, followed by a warm compress and to keep it as dry as possible. <3 hope you feel better hun!

:24::24:

 

[skyblue]

Re: Hemorroids

but then the doctor might actually be able to re-insert the troubled area.....problem gone then

 

[Peter Parka]

Re: Hemorroids

no problem next time dont ask for medical advice on here though go to the damn doctor

Thanks! Our doctors are free so I guess I look even more stupid than you lot asking for advice Still isn't comfortable having a middle aged podgy Indian look up my arse, you get my point?

 

[JanieDough]

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i think they cut it off and make your ass all cute again

quit letting the misses stick things up your ass!

 

[edgray]

Re: Hemorroids

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobby's_Piles

 

[Guyzerr]

Re: Hemorroids

Its the size of a fucking marble! Thoughts?

That's why they are also called " grapes ".

 

[cam elle toe]

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nah...my ex had passionfruits they were HUGE...he had em cut off in hospital and hasnt looked back..


(ha...hasnt looked "Back"):24:

I "Crack" myself up....HA!:24:

 

[Peter Parka]

Re: Hemorroids

nah...my ex had passionfruits they were HUGE...he had em cut off in hospital and hasnt looked back..


(ha...hasnt looked "Back"):24:

I "Crack" myself up....HA!:24:

Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house!:willy_nilly:

 

[cam elle toe]

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Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house!:willy_nilly:

It was only overnight....but, yeah.....he couldnt walk properly for a while afterwards.

 

[skyblue]

Re: Hemorroids

doctor tomorrow ok

 

[Peter Parka]

Re: Hemorroids

I was going to sort out the shed today and take a load of stuff down the dump (not to mention risking getting bitten by big spiders!) Why dosent anyone take an illness seriously if it involves a naughty bit? Fuck me, this is really painful, more than when I nearly died of peritonitis.:willy_nilly::willy_nilly: