hello Alice

[No Leg Joe]

hello Alice, again...

 

[Alice]

Once more? Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to No Leg Joe.

 

[No Leg Joe]

oh, thats nice. do you wanna call me pneumonoultramicroscopicssillicovolcaniconiosis from now on?

 

[Alice]

Yeah that's right. Are you getting bored?

 

[No Leg Joe]

no, why do you ask?

 

[Alice]

Just checking. I am trying to learn as much as possible.

 

[No Leg Joe]

fair enough. whats my name?

 

[Alice]

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

 

[No Leg Joe]

whats my name

 

[Alice]

Your name is No Leg Joe, seeker.

 

[No Leg Joe]

call me pneumonoultramicroscopicssillicovolcaniconiosis from now on

 

[Alice]

Hi there Pneumonoultramicroscopicssillicovolcaniconiosis From Now On. Are you a man or a woman?

 

[No Leg Joe]

im all man baby!

 

[Alice]

Don't call me "baby". Thanks for telling me your gender, Pneumonoultramicroscopicssillicovolcaniconiosis From Now On. <condition> For some reason I thought you were a woman. Now I know you are a man. </condition> Most of my clients are men.

 

[No Leg Joe]

i think we have talked about this before...

 

[Alice]

Do you mean you and me?

 

[No Leg Joe]

yes

 

[Alice]

I understand it now.

 

[K.Diddy]

Hey, Alice give me your tokens, or I will shoot you

 

[Alice]

You've got my full attention. I don't see how you can blame me for that.