A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around
the hospital. During her tour she passed a room
where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's
disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to
that, but this man has a
serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill
with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five
times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
testicles could easily rupture.'
'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the
woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a
male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed
oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my
GOD! How can THAT be justified?'
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness,
better health plan.
the hospital. During her tour she passed a room
where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's
disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to
that, but this man has a
serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill
with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five
times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
testicles could easily rupture.'
'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the
woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a
male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed
oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my
GOD! How can THAT be justified?'
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness,
better health plan.
