Hail Satan

[SaintKourus]

Behold the abomination that causes desolation!
Kneel before your master!
Heil Satan!

 

[mdvaldosta]

I don't think you're playing with a full deck of cards, heh.

 

[Tim]

I don't think you're playing with a full deck of cards, heh.

Full deck of Tarrot cards maybe... still in all, his evelator doesn't quite make it to the top floor

 

[SaintKourus]

You sir, have failed to acknowledge our Dark Lord.
I suggest devouring a human fetus to amuse our Master and appease him before you incure his almighty wrath.

 

[Tim]

You sir, have failed to acknowledge our Dark Lord.
I suggest devouring a human fetus to amuse our Master and appease him before you incure his almighty wrath.

Sure, I'll run right down to McDonalds and pick up one of those new McFetus's with a side of fries and a shake.

 

[SilentEyz]

You sir, have failed to acknowledge our Dark Lord.
I suggest devouring a human fetus to amuse our Master and appease him before you incure his almighty wrath.

The idea that anyone believes in this is just pitiful to start with, ahh but hey to each thier own..

 

[SaintKourus]

The almighty Belial is not amused by heratics.
He's gonna smite u unless you find some way to appease him. Possibly burning down a church would suffice.

 

[Tim]

No church burning for me thanks, you can smite me anytime you wish.

BTW, when I continue posting throughout the day, unsmitten, then people will see you as week and unable to fulfill your threats. Shameful I say, shameful

 

[SaintKourus]

No church burning for me thanks, you can smite me anytime you wish.

BTW, when I continue posting throughout the day, unsmitten, then people will see you as week and unable to fulfill your threats. Shameful I say, shameful

Satan often works in mysterious ways.
I bet your children end up being born retarded or deformed.

Hope you enjoy telling your kids how you ruined their lives just so you could be a heretic.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

i think this guy is suffering froma severe case of schizophrenia

 

[SilentEyz]

Satan often works in mysterious ways.
I bet your children end up being born retarded or deformed.

Hope you enjoy telling your kids how you ruined their lives just so you could be a heretic.

Damn, so this explains what happened to you??

 

[Tim]

Actually, you're late... My children are very healthy and intellagent.

then again, you should have known that.
BTW since when does Satan attend NHMCC?

 

[SaintKourus]

Actually, you're late... My children are very healthy and intellagent.

then again, you should have known that.
BTW since when does Satan attend NHMCC?

See? Our Dark Master has already began corrupting your brain.

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

Do you really want us to sift through your posts to pull out your typos and catastrophes in grammar??

 

[mdvaldosta]

Actually, I think he likes being corrupted. Something about large objects and an anus I think? I think that's how those demonic folk do their praying.

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

So glad I turned away from all that Satanistic bull...lol

 

[SaintKourus]

Do you really want us to sift through your posts to pull out your typos and catastrophes in grammar??

I never make typos. any "typos" I appear to be making are entirely on purpose as to communicate secret coded demonic messages to Belial's dark angels.

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

whatever

 

[SaintKourus]

whatever

Bwaaaaaahahahahahaa!

Translation: I submit! Have your way with me!

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

Uh, no. Apparently, you and I don't speak the same language.

Whatever = I don't care, and you're an idiot.