Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I was running on the treadmill this past weekend and her music video came on. It was nothing more than her dressed in as little as possible, rolling around on a bed and grinding some steroid enhanced dude. I didn't watch the whole thing as I was thoroughly uninterested, but it didn't take me long to figure out the reason why her video was that way (other than her being a total slutty whore). It was to cover up the fact that she can't sing worth a crap! I would rather listen to William Hung.
 
Oh how I look forward to the day when she runs out of her 15 minutes of fame. Can you imagine an attention whore not getting any attention?

I read this quote in another media source and got a good laugh out of it:

"She's fine. She didn't appear in the least bit to be intoxicated," he (her publicist) said, adding that positive Breathalyzer test was "probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued." Source Paris Parked by DUI Charge - Sep 07, 2006 - E! Online News

So, having an empty stomach, "working" all day and being fatigued can mysteriously put alcohol in your bloodstream? That's a good one.
 
Awww c'mon you guys. Paris can't help that one margarita turns her into Nick Nolte behind the wheel.

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I wonder if they'll release her picture at the time of the arrest. It can't be worse than his. I think his is the worst I've ever seen.
 
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