This one is great!!! Kind of old but still funny. I learned this from my best friend dylan.
A weird guy walks into a Home Depot and asks a clerk, "Got any gwapes?". The clerk answers "no." The next day he walks in and asks "Got any gwapes?", again the answer was no. He did the same thing the next day and the clerk said, "If you come in here and say grapes one more time I'm going to staple your mouth shut!" So the man asked "Got any staples?" The clerk answered "Nope"....So the man asked "Got any gwapes?"
A weird guy walks into a Home Depot and asks a clerk, "Got any gwapes?". The clerk answers "no." The next day he walks in and asks "Got any gwapes?", again the answer was no. He did the same thing the next day and the clerk said, "If you come in here and say grapes one more time I'm going to staple your mouth shut!" So the man asked "Got any staples?" The clerk answered "Nope"....So the man asked "Got any gwapes?"
