Gaijin De Tokyo
New Member
I'm interested in purchasing 5,000 AK-47s on the cheap and shipping them to Indonesia. I've got the ship but I need a supplier. If anybody knows of a reputable arms dealer with a soft spot for well-bred but poorly connected mercenaries, please teach me his/her name. You'd be saving my life...
I'll also need one female or fag-friendly forum goer handy with a rifle and willing to work for sex with unshowered men. Preference will be given to posters who can store weapons between their boobs.
But a good poster is a secondary concern. The guns are the real snot. US$ 150 per gun and I could breathe sweetly again. It's not often that I ask for help...
I once had a Japanese girlfriend actually who boasted of a platonic friendship with an arms dealer from Hawaii. I didn't believe her of course. Not about the guns - I couldn't have cared less about that - about her being indifferent to the missile in his pants. Dicks were like LAN cables to her but I never begrudged her because it spared me from dealing with her loneliness and allowed me to wallow in my own. Plus I got to f*ck her from behind almost all the time to better praise her speedskater's ass. She liked that although her haughty ass-wiggling was probably tinged with regret for having become a slut since failing to qualify for the Olympics.
But I sway from the gist...I'm not in contact with her anymore but it occurs to me that some of you might be. She moved to America and It's a small country after all and I'm sure we've given each other a few diseases...Her name is Akiko and as mentioned previously her ass is so perfect you want a paint a face on it and forget about the rest of her. Does that strike a chord with any of you? Ask her if she still knows an arms dealer from Hawaii. It would mean a lot to me. And for those of you with girlfriends who don't answer to the name Akiko, ask them anyways. You'd be surprised the sh*t these Japanese girls know...
Hey, listen up. I don't bullsh*t on this forum and I don't fake identities like a lot of posters - a lot of supposedly trustworthy and upstanding posters - do. For instance, that blueberry boy who got the runs every time he lapped up pussy milk is a fibbing storyteller. I could tell you the name he's better known by and I promise I will to the person who leads me to a cache of guns. (It's not me by the way. I never get the sh*ts.) The point is that when Gaijin De Tokyo says he needs 5000 AK-47s, he needs 5000 f*ckin' AK-47s! Now do something about it! Please!
I'll also need one female or fag-friendly forum goer handy with a rifle and willing to work for sex with unshowered men. Preference will be given to posters who can store weapons between their boobs.
But a good poster is a secondary concern. The guns are the real snot. US$ 150 per gun and I could breathe sweetly again. It's not often that I ask for help...
I once had a Japanese girlfriend actually who boasted of a platonic friendship with an arms dealer from Hawaii. I didn't believe her of course. Not about the guns - I couldn't have cared less about that - about her being indifferent to the missile in his pants. Dicks were like LAN cables to her but I never begrudged her because it spared me from dealing with her loneliness and allowed me to wallow in my own. Plus I got to f*ck her from behind almost all the time to better praise her speedskater's ass. She liked that although her haughty ass-wiggling was probably tinged with regret for having become a slut since failing to qualify for the Olympics.
But I sway from the gist...I'm not in contact with her anymore but it occurs to me that some of you might be. She moved to America and It's a small country after all and I'm sure we've given each other a few diseases...Her name is Akiko and as mentioned previously her ass is so perfect you want a paint a face on it and forget about the rest of her. Does that strike a chord with any of you? Ask her if she still knows an arms dealer from Hawaii. It would mean a lot to me. And for those of you with girlfriends who don't answer to the name Akiko, ask them anyways. You'd be surprised the sh*t these Japanese girls know...
Hey, listen up. I don't bullsh*t on this forum and I don't fake identities like a lot of posters - a lot of supposedly trustworthy and upstanding posters - do. For instance, that blueberry boy who got the runs every time he lapped up pussy milk is a fibbing storyteller. I could tell you the name he's better known by and I promise I will to the person who leads me to a cache of guns. (It's not me by the way. I never get the sh*ts.) The point is that when Gaijin De Tokyo says he needs 5000 AK-47s, he needs 5000 f*ckin' AK-47s! Now do something about it! Please!
