- Our lives are in your hands and you have Butterfingers?
- Murdered by pirates is good.
- This burrito is good, but it is filling.
- We have no food, we have no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
- You're breaking my balls Hanz.
- You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WWWIIIIIIIIIITTTTHHHHHHHHHHH............. A HERRING!
- It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
- Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...
- What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
- What kind of a name is Poon anyways?
- The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Red knight goin' down.
- Bear... bear F***** do you need assistance?
- I don't want FOP d***it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
- Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?
- You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP! There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming,"Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
- It's a wooden pickle.
- Stop staring at me swan!
- First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
- Rufio Rufio Rufio Ru-fi-ooooooooo........................
- I was like, "Emilio."
- She always did enjoy a good squeeze.
- He's gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby. Bill, I'm talkin' imminent rueage.
- And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
- It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
- T-t-t-today Junior!
- The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!
- That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
- It's not a tumor!!!
- HEEEEEEEEEY YOUUUUUUUU GUYSSSSSSS!!!!!
- Rise and shine! It's butt-whippin' time!
- Murdered by pirates is good.
- This burrito is good, but it is filling.
- We have no food, we have no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
- You're breaking my balls Hanz.
- You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WWWIIIIIIIIIITTTTHHHHHHHHHHH............. A HERRING!
- It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
- Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...
- What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
- What kind of a name is Poon anyways?
- The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down. Red knight goin' down.
- Bear... bear F***** do you need assistance?
- I don't want FOP d***it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
- Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?
- You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP! There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming,"Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
- It's a wooden pickle.
- Stop staring at me swan!
- First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
- Rufio Rufio Rufio Ru-fi-ooooooooo........................
- I was like, "Emilio."
- She always did enjoy a good squeeze.
- He's gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby. Bill, I'm talkin' imminent rueage.
- And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
- It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
- T-t-t-today Junior!
- The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!
- That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
- It's not a tumor!!!
- HEEEEEEEEEY YOUUUUUUUU GUYSSSSSSS!!!!!
- Rise and shine! It's butt-whippin' time!
