Guard Dog

[SilentEyz]

OMG...

Apparently this is a real ad that was found in Colorado. True or not its still good.
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FREE to an approved home. Excellent guard dog, loves other

small-dog,breeds. Answers to the name of Dolly. Will eat

anything, owner cannot afford to feed her anymore, as there are

no more kids, thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in

the neighborhood. Your help will be appreciated...*

 

[Veronica]

WOW! That is a BIG dog!!

 

[SilentEyz]

Im pretty sure its a Mastiff, and I have seen them get pretty big,

 

[Homer]

damn i wish i could have a dog like that , but my wife would freak.:eek

 

[elluko]

That is one monstrous dog!

 

[Sam]

ohhhhhhhh ............... its a FULL SIZE ... XXL Size .....yea yea DOG

 

[Darkstar]

Yeah thats a mastiff. I used to have a bullmastiff named Ben. He was friggen huge but just a baby...never would hurt a fly.

He would scare the shit out of you though...

 

[Peter Parka]

I guy in my town has a couple of them. He looks like he's walking his Lions when he's out with them!:eek

 

[Darkstar]

OMG i know...they are quite the intimidating breed.

 

[DanTastic]

that dog eats anything?? i wonder how that buick he ate last night tasted

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Buicks are good, but he likes GMC Yukons better, they're more filling.

 

[DanTastic]

the Buick was just an appetizer

 

[Brent]

WOW that is the biggest dog I have ever seen.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

A girl I work with has an English Mastiff named Samson. He is the biggest baby. But she says it cost tons of $$ to feed his ass!

 

[DanTastic]

think about it, cars aint cheap anymore lol

 

[GuesSAngel]

awww puppy!

 

[hhayes]

damn that dog is huge!