Three men were sitting together, bragging about
how they had given their
new wives household duties.
The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it
took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he had given hs wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results ,but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table !
The third man had married a Jersey girl. He said that he told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,lawn mowed, laundry done, and have hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself something to eat, load the dishwasher, andtelephone a
landscaper.
Gotta love them Jersey girls!
how they had given their
new wives household duties.
The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it
took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he had given hs wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results ,but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table !
The third man had married a Jersey girl. He said that he told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,lawn mowed, laundry done, and have hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself something to eat, load the dishwasher, andtelephone a
landscaper.
Gotta love them Jersey girls!
wned :funnah :funnah :rofl
