Peter Parka
Well-Known Member
"GORDON'S SLOPPY SECONDS"
Sweary celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey leads a team of randy former MPs and publicity hungry slags in a kitchen serving up extra helpings to a roomful of punters who still have room for more food after their first helping.
"RAMSEY STIRS ARCHER'S PORRIDGE"
Sweary celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey returns to Scotland and leads a team of randy former MPs and publicity hungry slags in a kitchen developing some original slants on the traditional Scottish oaty breakfast slop by adding alcoholic beverages, including Peach Schnapps. And Buckfast.
"GORDON DRIBBLES ROUND THE BOX"
Sweary celebrity chef and former Rangers' trainee Gordon Ramsey leads two teams, one of of randy former MPs and one of publicity hungry slags as they train for a charidee football match in which Gordon limps off after five minutes.
"RAMSEY'S LOAD OF BOLLOCKS"
Sweary celebrity chef and former Rangers' trainee Gordon Ramsey chairs a quiz in which two teams, one of of randy former MPs and one of publicity hungry slags try and decide which is more wrinkly, his face or his ball sack.
"THE 'F' WORD"
Sweary celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey f-words a publicity hungry slag up the c-word while his wife makes out there's nothing going on.
Sweary celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey leads a team of randy former MPs and publicity hungry slags in a kitchen serving up extra helpings to a roomful of punters who still have room for more food after their first helping.
"RAMSEY STIRS ARCHER'S PORRIDGE"
Sweary celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey returns to Scotland and leads a team of randy former MPs and publicity hungry slags in a kitchen developing some original slants on the traditional Scottish oaty breakfast slop by adding alcoholic beverages, including Peach Schnapps. And Buckfast.
"GORDON DRIBBLES ROUND THE BOX"
Sweary celebrity chef and former Rangers' trainee Gordon Ramsey leads two teams, one of of randy former MPs and one of publicity hungry slags as they train for a charidee football match in which Gordon limps off after five minutes.
"RAMSEY'S LOAD OF BOLLOCKS"
Sweary celebrity chef and former Rangers' trainee Gordon Ramsey chairs a quiz in which two teams, one of of randy former MPs and one of publicity hungry slags try and decide which is more wrinkly, his face or his ball sack.
"THE 'F' WORD"
Sweary celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey f-words a publicity hungry slag up the c-word while his wife makes out there's nothing going on.
