A man shows up at the golf course by himself and is put in a foursome with three ladies. Upon walking up to the tee, the man sees the three ladies are nuns. He thinks to himself: "I gotta watch my p's and q's!" Everyone introduces everyone else on the first tee and one of the nuns says to the man: "Go ahead, sir! You're up."
The man takes a deep breath and proceeds to tee off. The ball goes down the fairway, hits a rock and bounces directly to the right into the sand bunker. The man says, "Jesus Christ! Did you see that?!"
He is instantly embarrassed when he comes to his senses and one of the nuns says: "We don't talk that way in the presence of the Lord. Watch your language, sir. Now step aside, it's my turn."
The nun winds up and swings as hard as she can. The ball slices almost instantly, hits a tree dead center, and bounces out of bounds across the parking lot. The nun bends over, gets her tee, and mutters: "Goddammit!" as she walks by. The man, rather amused, says: "Why sister, you just said..."
The nun interrupts and finishes, "Yes, I know what I just said. But then again you didn't just hit a goddamn tree, did you?"
The man takes a deep breath and proceeds to tee off. The ball goes down the fairway, hits a rock and bounces directly to the right into the sand bunker. The man says, "Jesus Christ! Did you see that?!"
He is instantly embarrassed when he comes to his senses and one of the nuns says: "We don't talk that way in the presence of the Lord. Watch your language, sir. Now step aside, it's my turn."
The nun winds up and swings as hard as she can. The ball slices almost instantly, hits a tree dead center, and bounces out of bounds across the parking lot. The nun bends over, gets her tee, and mutters: "Goddammit!" as she walks by. The man, rather amused, says: "Why sister, you just said..."
The nun interrupts and finishes, "Yes, I know what I just said. But then again you didn't just hit a goddamn tree, did you?"
