funny...

[random guy 517]

This is funny... one day a little boy walks in to see his mom bouncing up and down on top of his dad. she sees him, and quickly jumps off and hurriedly dresses. later, in the kids room, he asks what she was doing. "Well, you know that daddy has a big tummy, so i have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out," the mom says.

"youre wasting your time," the little boy says. "because when you go shopping the lady next door comes and blows it back up again." :eek

 

[ouachiski]

lmfao.....my freind said her mom told her they where changing the lightbulb over the bed

 

[Peter Parka]

Haha!

 

[Sam]

hehehhe .. had heard this before .. but good one though