Dunno if you guys have heard this one, if you have, too bad!
There's a guy stranded in a lake. A boat comes by, and the man on board asks if the guy wants to be saved. The guy says "No, God will save me." So the boat leaves, and later on, another one comes, and asks if the guy wants to be saved. The guy says "No, God will save me." So the boat leaves, and the guy drowns. So he goes to heaven, and he asks God, "God, why didn't you save me?" And God says "I sent you two boats, dumbass."
There's a guy stranded in a lake. A boat comes by, and the man on board asks if the guy wants to be saved. The guy says "No, God will save me." So the boat leaves, and later on, another one comes, and asks if the guy wants to be saved. The guy says "No, God will save me." So the boat leaves, and the guy drowns. So he goes to heaven, and he asks God, "God, why didn't you save me?" And God says "I sent you two boats, dumbass."
