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Mrs Behavin

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Facts on Figures: There are 3 billion women who don't look like super models and only eight who do.

Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14 ?

If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all FOURS due to her proportions!

The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14.

One out of every 4 college-aged women has an eating disorder.

The Models in the magazines are AIRBRUSHED!!! - NOT Perfect!!

A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent looking at a Fashion Magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and SHAMEFUL!

Models 20 years ago weighed 8% Less than the average Woman. Today they weigh 23% less......



~~ Beauty of a Woman ~~
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With time, only grows..


An English professor wrote the words: "WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING" on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing."

The women wrote: "WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!"

The Images of Mother

4 yrs: My Mommy can do anything!
8 yrs: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 yrs: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 yrs: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either!
16 yrs: Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 yrs: That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 yrs: Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 yrs: Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. !
45 yrs: Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 yrs: Wish I could talk it over with Mom
 
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SloMoFo said:
yup, now if only men got it


what makes you think we don't get it....we get it but women keep on switching things up everytime we do start to get it....split tailed demons haha
 

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Re: RE: For all the Offtopicz Women

Hurt911gen said:
:funnah porn beats the real deal any day

Spoken like a virgin. you wouldnt be saying that if you ACTUALLY had sex before.
 
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