Flowin Thread

[Boomer]

You wanna write a rhyme and play off the previous poster? battle? Or just get some shit off yer chest in a lyrical manner? Boss up fool! *tosses you the mic*


Im uh animal
I eat emcees like uh cannible
heat up tracks like Im flamible
and i'll damage ya mandibles
fuckin wit a dood that from around tha way
H Town baby where we slip sideways
shoot up tha highways
cause Im only doin it my way
No otha options
I put bullets up for adoption
for cats that gotta learn
No names on tha bullets
Only to whom it may concern
So dont step on dees toes
cause my toes step back
drunk drivin a cadillac
catch ya wit ya chic and smash ya bitch flat
fall out the whip laughin
stomp a bone outcha ass with my faction
Reaction time is critical so cover up.
Cause my blade sumthin serious
cut uh fucka up

 

[Breath]

It's all for fun, baby...

Eating emcees is played out /
When I devour you, you're laid out /
On a mortician's slab...but...you /
Thought your dick could take a jab? /
If your bullet comes my way /
My heart can take it any day /
I'll bleed red and make you drown /
You asked for it, clown. /
I'll rip right through your chest /
Call me a hands-on guest /
Dissect your carcass and feed it to worms /
B is so hot she'll make your flesh burn /
I'ma steal that blade from you /
Turn it around and make you two /
Even by splitting you in half /
Makes your verse seem twice the laugh /
The Boomer name comes from the sound of you running /
You can't come back after my lyrical punning /
I shove that mic up your ass 'cause what you wrote sucked /
Shocker that you're a virgin, but now you've been fucked /

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Don't test me bro
Sit yo ass on tha flo
Mah middle name is Trouble
Wit a capital T
Don't trouble Trouble
Mah mama always say
Mark my words
And today go not be yo las day

Dem no name bullets yo got there
Ain't mean nutten Jack
I got silver ones wit yo name on it
Engraved never miss a target
So shaddap a yo face and gimme no flak

Don't judge by de cool exterior
Is fire down under
Mr middle name T fo' Trouble
Go lay yo flat
Befo yo could say whaaazzat?

Faster than a rollin O
Sting like a bee
Thas a bee on steroids
Killa bee they call me
Killer bee Mr middle name T
Fo Trouble dat is.

Wurd.

 

[Boomer]

I aint a virgin, I had ya moms last night
Ill pull up on a schwin bike with uh slim dyke
hold ya down and drop bombs down ya wind pipe
you all hype and yer rhyme style attrocious
Breff smellin like skeet and roaches
please dont approach us
Boom from tha sound of my approach
I do it big like Chris Cringle
tha reason Im runnin is cause yer vagina so wrinkled
butcha got balls for steppin to tha plate
but this is for tha big boys ya featherweight
if you aint barefoot with a bun in the oven
Den please get on ya knees and show my dick some lovin.

 

[Breath]

When ya see my Moms, tell the bitch I said die /
She left me already, she only did ya cause she high /
I do it like Chris Angel, a devil in disguise /
Magic words like mine...recognize, guys!
I can't take you serious, you blazing booty call
Fags like you are flaming, the fire makes you fall /
If I'm on my knees, it's 'cause I'm burying you, bitch /
Filling in the hole, you belong in a ditch /
Your eulogy was easy, after I saw your feather words /
"Fly away, birdie" I'll be sure to leave some turds /
You're using big words from dictionary dot com /
You getting dick is good, you're banned from robot dot com /
Don't pull down your jeans, this ain't a tailgate party /
Your Little Smokie is not masturbate hearty /

 

[Boomer]

Don't test me bro
Sit yo ass on tha flo
Mah middle name is Trouble
Wit a capital T
Don't trouble Trouble
Mah mama always say
Mark my words
And today go not be yo las day

Dem no name bullets yo got there
Ain't mean nutten Jack
I got silver ones wit yo name on it
Engraved never miss a target
So shaddap a yo face and gimme no flak

Don't judge by de cool exterior
Is fire down under
Mr middle name T fo' Trouble
Go lay yo flat
Befo yo could say whaaazzat?

Faster than a rollin O
Sting like a bee
Thas a bee on steroids
Killa bee they call me
Killer bee Mr middle name T
Fo Trouble dat is.

Wurd.

Yo oh boy CB commin out tha word works
Upset, disgruntled. Cause Unlike him my wood works
This is a circle, jerks. And I got tha floor
So fuck ya metaphors,have ya eva met a .44?
with a fuckin loony toon, cockin back hammers
Screamin for you to make love to tha floor?
nah, cause ya dont walk away when shit slides that way
I crush ya whole crew, like god ordered me to make you die that way
Why you say? Cause I dont give no fucks
Show up in a pick up with body bags ya fuck nut
brandishin snake charmers and guage slugs
Shik shak and shoot ya bitch right in her make up
Cold exterior? Yeah cause I blasted ya before you could wake up.
This is all tawk, dawgs barkin if ya will. I kill at will and make ya pray I use steel
cause if I getcha wit muh hands tha scene'll make ya ill.
Now keep it real and Come getcha fill.

 

[sexy.time]

Let me begin, with the disturbin sin
your lyrics are lame, they all sound the same
who you think you schoolin? Who ya really hate?
your still stuck in flow high school and im a graduate

im the thrilla, the killa, im like fuckin godzilla
These lyrics be fine cuz they spit by sexy.time
so take your shoes off, make yourself at home
I'll be sure to leave the door open, so you can hear your sister moan

Im the stylystic, twisted, mystic method man
I'll cut ya tits off and put em in your hand
Breath was ova last night, Sorry bout ya luck Boom
Ya thought she was yours, you were quick to assume


So stop all this nonsense your just fakin it,
show me your moms browneye and ill put some bacon in
you can sit, watch, cry like a little bitch,
while i fuck your mom,yeah you can just call me finch.
American pie, im so high, I'll jack up in your eye
as the battle seiges you sit and talk like mutha fuckin Regis

*drops the mic*

 

[Breath]

Fucken awesome, gentlemen.

 

[Boomer]

When ya see my Moms, tell the bitch I said die /
She left me already, she only did ya cause she high /
I do it like Chris Angel, a devil in disguise /
Magic words like mine...recognize, guys!
I can't take you serious, you blazing booty call
Fags like you are flaming, the fire makes you fall /
If I'm on my knees, it's 'cause I'm burying you, bitch /
Filling in the hole, you belong in a ditch /
Your eulogy was easy, after I saw your feather words /
"Fly away, birdie" I'll be sure to leave some turds /
You're using big words from dictionary dot com /
You getting dick is good, you're banned from robot dot com /
Don't pull down your jeans, this ain't a tailgate party /
Your Little Smokie is not masturbate hearty /

Uh oh, baby girl talkin shit
blah blah like a chicken
keep squawkin bitch
fly away pigeon, this thread is too hot.
shove ya glock up ya twat
and take ya overies hostage
Why you say? Bitch I fuckin lost it!
boo bats! Im nutz and my mind stays racing
The crimes Im facing keep me up at night pacing
and then here you come, bumpin gums like you got swaybies
Gimme uh glad plastic bag and you'll be gon like aborted babies
this aint no maybe, I gets crazy when upset
I'll latch on to a tricks neck and make you take yer last Breath

 

[Breath]

*bends over and retrieves the mic*

Let me school ya, or maybe I'll just rob your name /
The only sexy time I know is my bed as the game /
I can't leave this alone, to Boomer's whipping boy /
He likes when his dick is Boomer's sipping toy /
I'll roll up to your crib and spark up the bomb /
I gotta stop you from fuckin' with your Mom /
That tree you're leaning on is the only wood you know /
Cause you're not Pinocchio in matters down below /
I was over at Rob's, I cannot tell a lie /
He licked me all over like sweet cherry pie /
I left him laying there, and clawed his eyeballs out /
That's why he wears shades, I took his sight without a doubt /

 

[Boomer]

You took tha mans sight cause ya skin so white
Watcha bend over. ITS A FULL MOON TONIGHT!
Get uh tan bitch cause I see dem veins.
and ya face look like a plane collided with a train.

We know Rob aint lick ya, thats a lie.
The only action Rob is afta is a doods brown Eye
He wears them shades cause you can see it in his eyes
You'll never be American Rob, No matter how hard ya try.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Yea yea...1 2...1 2

Gemme dat mike
CB aka Mt T back on da floor
Step aside wannabe MCs
Callin B fo Boomsie, Sex.sumtimes
And how can I forget
B for Bad Breath

Yea, told you once
told ya a thousand time
Don't tes me
Gonna piss on ya n' take ya dime

Your wood works on viagra
Mine on stamina
All day and all nighta
Mr All night man dey call me
So doh get jumbie

Miss MC B...yeah you
You jump in de game
Like a firecracker
Rainin' blows
Left right and center
Yeah ya got a good style no doubt
But cool ya herbs
B4 ya get a clout

Dis ain't no howdy do
No welcome mam
good ta see you
Altho ya got lots of charm

Hey Sex.sumtime
You thought I'da forget you
Oh no
You jump in de fray
Lyrics fo so
Dat all ya got?
Dat all ya cud bray?

Shootin, tootin'
Guns a blazin'
MC CB comes out of his crease
Gun in one hand
Rum n' coke in de other
Joining de band
Like a crazy mufucka

And now CB have to make his leave
Beers a calling duty must prevail
So drink up my buds
Three cheers, have some ale
Return I must ain't no doubt
New to da flo but not to da shit talk
I will return for another bout

T fo Trouble.
Wurd.

(LOL, but seriously guys, you guys ARE good. I'm just a crappy shit talker)
*raises hat to you*

 

[sexy.time]

actually im thoroughly impressed with ya'll.
Im out till tomorrow and then I'll spit some more hot fire. hahaha.

 

[Boomer]

Pshh shit, you cats soft like colledge titties
My rhymes is fresh like roses, while ya'lls smell sick and shitty
need ta hang it, ya games soft and un-witty.
This a square hole ya round peg
get it? ya aint fuckin fitting!
Im a lyrical giant, yer even short when Im sitting
But I gotta fuckin bounce its 5pm in my city.

 

[sexy.time]

<Cool Breeze Burn>
Nice try, hey hey, that wasnt to bad
good rhymes I'll say, learn em from your dad?
burn me back, make it hurt, give it a try
but till then Cool Breeze your just a small fry​

<Breath Burn>
Everytime i see ya i get a little more dead
maybe thats why i wear da shades on my head.
Nice try Breath but my eyes are fine
once again you forgot, your fuckin with sexy.time​

<Boomer burn>
Boomer? whats with the frown, ya look like a clown
step off, im the king, now gimmie that crown.
Hells yeah i licked her like a sweet cherry pie
she said "make me cum" so i had to comply.​

thats how i roll, im a played up G
float like a butterly sting like a bee
im the masochistic killer ya heard bout from the past
I be out gettin laid while you stuck in remedial class​

eat a little less, thats my suggestion
ya might not have so much fat agression.
so be a man, try and walk a mile in my shoes
ya better put your toys away and turn off blues clues
whats the matter big guy? dont cry like kid
I'm the fuckin reason why Waldo ever Hid​

so kick another rock
and listen to me spit
cuz deep down inside
ya aint got shit​

 

[NightWarrior]

<Cool Breeze Burn>

Nice try, hey hey, that wasnt to bad
good rhymes I'll say, learn em from your dad?
burn me back, make it hurt, give it a try
but till then Cool Breeze your just a small fry​

<Breath Burn>
Everytime i see ya i get a little more dead
maybe thats why i wear da shades on my head.
Nice try Breath but my eyes are fine
once again you forgot, your fuckin with sexy.time​

<Boomer burn>
Boomer? whats with the frown, ya look like a clown
step off, im the king, now gimmie that crown.
Hells yeah i licked her like a sweet cherry pie
she said "make me cum" so i had to comply.​

thats how i roll, im a played up G
float like a butterly sting like a bee
im the masochistic killer ya heard bout from the past
I be out gettin laid while you stuck in remedial class​

eat a little less, thats my suggestion
ya might not have so much fat agression.
so be a man, try and walk a mile in my shoes
ya better put your toys away and turn off blues clues
whats the matter big guy? dont cry like kid
I'm the fuckin reason why Waldo ever Hid​

so kick another rock
and listen to me spit
cuz deep down inside

ya aint got shit​

:clap Canadian got skillz.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

<Cool Breeze Burn>
Nice try, hey hey, that wasnt to bad
good rhymes I'll say, learn em from your dad?
burn me back, make it hurt, give it a try
but till then Cool Breeze your just a small fry​

Yea...yea...wurd *cough*

Rat a tat tat, rat a tat tat
CB be back
Shootin left right and center
Eatin' MCs fo supper
Chewin'
Spewing,
Spittin them out

Told ya once
Told ya a thousand time
Sexsumtime
Don't tes me
Let sleepin dogs lie
But no, wanna tess CB
Master of rhyme

Bodow bodow whip wap
Shootn' and slashn' young MCs
Don't stand a chance ya gotta know dat
Yeah learned mah rhymes from mah daddy
Proud to say
Da master rapper back in da day
Finetuned em into weapons of mass destruction
When you were just a babe in diaper
Peein and shittin all over de place
And givin yo mama all kind of disgrace

Doh tess me
MC CB da name
Trouble, mah middle name wit a capital T
Jump in da game

New to da flo...master of shit talk
Yea yea....wurd.

 

[sexy.time]

Haha nice. this kinda turned into a rap styled flame thread. Its fun though!

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Haha nice. this kinda turned into a rap styled flame thread. Its fun though!

Yeah, I'm kinda digging it actually. All in good fun.

Never tried to rhyme or flo or nutten before so my stuff is real crappy compared to you guys. Plus I'm sure it takes me a hella lot longer to string them rhymes than you do.

Would like to see some other peeps join in too tho. I know there are quite a few peeps on here with the talent.

Long as is all in good fun I'm in. Don't know how long I could keep up with you pros tho.

 

[Suzie]

<Cool Breeze Burn>

Nice try, hey hey, that wasnt to bad
good rhymes I'll say, learn em from your dad?
burn me back, make it hurt, give it a try
but till then Cool Breeze your just a small fry​

<Breath Burn>
Everytime i see ya i get a little more dead
maybe thats why i wear da shades on my head.
Nice try Breath but my eyes are fine
once again you forgot, your fuckin with sexy.time​

<Boomer burn>
Boomer? whats with the frown, ya look like a clown
step off, im the king, now gimmie that crown.
Hells yeah i licked her like a sweet cherry pie
she said "make me cum" so i had to comply.​

thats how i roll, im a played up G
float like a butterly sting like a bee
im the masochistic killer ya heard bout from the past
I be out gettin laid while you stuck in remedial class​

eat a little less, thats my suggestion
ya might not have so much fat agression.
so be a man, try and walk a mile in my shoes
ya better put your toys away and turn off blues clues
whats the matter big guy? dont cry like kid
I'm the fuckin reason why Waldo ever Hid​

so kick another rock
and listen to me spit
cuz deep down inside

ya aint got shit​

OUCH!!!! Nice Rob.