Favorite Simpson's Quotes

[dt3]

"Being President is easy. Just point the Army and shoot!" -Homer

"Beer, the cause of and solution to, all of life's problems." -Homer

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

"Spider Pig...Spider Pig....Does whatever a Spider Pig Does" The Movie

 

[gLing]

Barney: "Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left."

 

[BaggedSplash]

"I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?" -Bart Simpson

 

[Peter Parka]

Homer - I don't want to be a prisoner of the American army, piled up naked in a heap with some redneck girl laughing at me
Homer - If something is hard to do then it's not worth doing

 

[juggler]

D'oh!!

 

[Keight]

Homer- "Nobody Snuggles with Max Power you strap yourself on and feel the cheese!"

Homer- “Ok, brain let’s get things straight. You don’t like me, and i don’t like you, so let’s do this so i can go back to killing you with beer.”

 

[Crusty Lugholes]

Homer - Stupid, sexy Flanders! Said when Flanders skis down the hill saying 'it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!'

 

[Crusty Lugholes]

Chinese waiter - "It's all you can eat, not you can eat all!"

 

[gLing]

Homer: "I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

 

[Thebest]

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

 

[Sneakiecat]

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.


Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.


Homer: God bless those pagans.


Lisa: I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm.


Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!
Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look.

 

[Mase]

Krusty - "Tonight, I'm going to suck!...your blood."

 

[Mase]

Mr Mackey "Drugs are bad, mmkay"

...wait wrong show, lol.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

 

[gLing]

Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man.
Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

 

[MMMMatilde]

"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life"
Ralph Wiggums

"Me fail English? That's Unpossible."
Ralph Wiggums


Surprised there aren't anymore from him, he's brilliant!

 

[Mase]

I hate that song so much. It like got old like before the movie was even released.