Fancy Job Titles/Not So Fancy Jobs

[Dick]

Personal Assistant - Bitch Boy

Sanitation Engineer - Garbage Man

Street Pharmaceutical Engineer - Drug Dealer

Performer - Stripper

Customer Service Consultant - Telemarketer

Sandwich Artist - You work at Subway

Nurse's Aide - Ass Wiper

School Sanitation Specialist - Janitor

Hazardous Waste Specialist - Cleans up shit (literally)

Entertainment Specialist - Ticket Taker

 

[Rusteh]

Post Whore - Bacon

Wanna Be Post Whore - Redstang

Drag Queen - (see 'Wanna Be Post Whore')

 

[Haus]

:rofl :rofl :rofl good post :lol


:moved to the humor section